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Blocky Blunders: ‘Kill me’ Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. But be warned, our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep), then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a spare pair of diamond armor, because things are about to get epic!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	290
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafting with Captain America’s Navy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got you covered! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mines Excavated:	4968	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

AwkwardCraft: Where you can mine diamonds but can’t talk to your crush!

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Are you tired of feeling like a socially awkward penguin around your crush? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can woo your crush with your epic building skills instead! Who needs words when you can impress them with a massive castle or a pixel art portrait of their face? Join us and turn your awkwardness into awesomeness! Plus, if things don’t work out, you can always drown your sorrows in a virtual lava pit – much safer than the real thing! So come on, join us and let’s turn those awkward moments into epic wins!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty Imposters

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party. Our server is so crazy that even the chickens do the cha-cha-cha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Fakey McFakeface, the one with glasses so thick he can see through walls (literally). Rumor has it that he once tamed a herd of wild llamas using only a stack of enchanted carrots and a disco ball.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, battle a horde of zombie villagers in a game of Minecraft bingo, and participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Fakey McFakeface himself?

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	122
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Bootyville: The Cheekiest Minecraft Server Around!

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Are you tired of living in the frozen tundra of your country’s butt crack? Do you dream of a place where the sun shines all year round and the only storms are the ones you create in Minecraft? Then come join our server, where the only thing colder than the weather outside is the ice in our veins!

We may be in the middle of nowhere, but that just means we have plenty of space to build epic structures and unleash your creativity. Plus, with 6-7 months of winter every year, you’ll have plenty of time to hone your mining and crafting skills.

So say goodbye to being stuck inside all day and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Enchantments Applied:	239	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

GodlyCraft: Where Minecraft teaches you more morals than the media ever will! Join us now!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will save your soul from the clutches of amorality and nihilism? Look no further, because our server is here to instill Godly morals and virtues in all our players!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to defeat the evil forces of amorality and nihilism, using the power of creativity and teamwork to spread goodness throughout the virtual world.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows are the minions of darkness, ready to tempt you with their wicked ways. Will you resist their temptations and stay true to your virtuous path? Only time will tell on our server!

So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to upholding the values of righteousness and goodness in the world of Minecraft. Let’s show those video games that we can have fun while also being morally upright!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafty Convicts: Escape & Kill Edition – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even escaped white supremacist inmates are trying to join? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the most hardcore criminals can’t resist the fun! Join now for a chance to team up with Timmy and his wacky accomplice as they navigate their way through ambushes and adventures in the virtual world. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Farms Harvested:	686

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blockheads R Us

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bros are so crazy that you’ll want to date a nerdy girl with big boobs just to fit in! Hoeflation is a real struggle here, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual diamonds to distract you. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Star Shards Collected:	50
Emeralds Found:	3079	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

LOLcraft: Smiles for Miles

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to blow up!

We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a baby zombie on caffeine. Want to ride a flying pig? Done. Want to battle a giant chicken boss? We got you covered.

And don’t even get us started on our community events. Last week, we had a massive potato war that left the entire server covered in mashed potatoes. It was glorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Emeralds Found:	8102	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Pixelated Pervs and Prodigies: The AI-Generated Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to oppais your loli edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a block merging feature that will blow your mind! Merge blocks like never before and create the ultimate structures.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special animation feature that will bring your creations to life. Watch as your buildings dance and sing in perfect harmony. And don’t even get us started on our Controlnet system – it’s so advanced, it’s practically magic!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic journey through the world of Minecraft. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on oppais your loli edition server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MomSaysNoToUNICEFButYesToMinecraft – Crafting for a Cause Server

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Are you tired of your mom holding you back from making a difference in the world? Join our Minecraft server and show her that you can help those in need without getting scammed! Our virtual UNICEF donation center is 100% mom-approved and scam-free. Plus, you’ll get to build pixelated schools and hospitals for kids in need while dodging virtual scammers trying to steal your diamonds. Join now and prove to your mom that you can save the world, one block at a time!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	244
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Yubicraft: Where Villagers Trade and Creepers Explode – Join /vt/ for Epic Adventures!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us at 104.194.11.50:25570 for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Want to see the world in a whole new way? Check out our Dynmap at http://104.194.11.50:25500/ and explore the server like never before. It’s like Google Maps, but for Minecraft!

Don’t know how to install or play? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our handy guide at https://pastebin.com/raw/MDr9aFRW. You’ll be building and mining in no time!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our upcoming events. We’ve got Tako Gacha Banner 3 happening right now, with Tako Gacha Banner 4 coming soon. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on these epic events.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at our website https://yubicraft.github.io/ and get ready for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. See you there, fellow blockheads!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Blocktlevania: Where Creepers are the Real Vampires

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Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft server over and over again? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

Join us for a wild ride where the blocks are made of pure gold, the creepers wear top hats, and the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a secret underground disco club where players can party with skeletons and zombies until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ZooCraft: Where animals reign supreme and players beware!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a zoo on steroids! Witness the glory of trampling mobs as you navigate through our wild and crazy world.

Join us for epic battles with mutant animals, like the legendary flying pigs and fire-breathing chickens. Explore our custom-built zoo filled with rare and exotic creatures, like the elusive diamond-encrusted llama and the majestic rainbow sheep.

But be warned, danger lurks around every corner as creepers disguised as zookeepers try to sabotage your adventures. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Blocky Battles: Minecraft Madness with ‘/d2g/ – Dota 2 General’!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun! 2. We have a secret underground base where you can find all the enchanted diamond gear your heart desires. 3. Our server lore is so deep, it makes the Nether look like a kiddie pool. 4. We have a bug tracker that is actually run by real bugs. Don’t worry, they won’t bite… hard. 5. Our statistics are so mind-blowing, even Herobrine himself is impressed. 6. Our news and streams section will keep you updated on all the latest gossip in the Minecraft world. Who knew villagers had so much drama?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14