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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The bakery

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The bakery [1.19]La Boulangerie is a non-profit French-speaking World Building Minecraft server managed by a team of enthusiasts. Discover our new world: Gaiartos, its nations, its cities and its religions. Make your place in this world where anything is possible, lead the life of a traveling trader, an emperor eager for conquest or the preacher of a hitherto unknown faith and interact with the members of La Boulangerie!The team is very open and recruits developers, builders and graphic designers from time to time. In addition, we organize regular assemblies in which we present upcoming new features and listen to the opinions of our players and their ideas.Join La Boulangerie!IP mc.laboulangerie.net Discord https://laboulangerie.net/discord Site Web https://laboulangerie.net/

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Enchantments Applied:	262
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

The Lost Miners

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

THE LOST MINERS (TLM) is a Minecraft server for versions 1.8 to 1.20. It is a semi-vanilla survival server with economy features. The server is also protected against DDoS attacks and uses the Geyser plugin to add cross-play support for Bedrock Editon. Connect right now and come have so much fun on TLM!JAVA : play.lostminers.funBEDROCK : play.lostminers.funPORT : 25687

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BandoCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to BandoCraft – A Vanilla Minecraft Experience with a Twist! Greetings, Minecraft enthusiasts! We’re excited to unveil our brand new server BandoCraft! Core Features: Towny, Cross-platform, Jobs, McMMO, Economy, Silk Touch JOIN OUR TEAM – WE’RE HIRING! IP Address: bandomc.apexmc.co Discord: https://discord.gg/7tXtRYgqbdConnect with us and be part of something extraordinary! BandoCraft awaits you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

LuckyMC

Economy, Survival

A cozy Dutch/Flemish server for young and old 1.20 We continue to update to the latest Minecraft version so that you can enjoy the latest updates. It is a fun and friendly community with an active staff team that can also be reached via Discord.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Towns Built:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	369	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

JozMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

JozMC – Towny, MCMMO, Ranks, Jobs, QuestsServer Version: 1.19, Java Server IP: play.jozmc.com Store: https://jozmc.tebex.io Discord: http://Discord.gg/UbrMRbTeeA Dynmap: http://play.jozmc.com:8123Some of the main features our server has to offer includes… Dynmap: Towny: mcMMO: Auction house and marketplace: Ranks: Jobs:

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

One Piece Broken World

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

One Piece: Broken World [1.16.5] | Modded | Factions | Bosses | PVP & PVE | Bounties | Custom Quests | Casino | The Official server for the One Piece: Broken World mod pack. Broken World is a player-driven community focusing on interaction with others on the server. There are player bounties you can set on one another. A extensive custom quest line to explore along with plenty of custom bosses to fight.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Ice and Fire – Game of Thrones RP

Economy, Factions, Roleplay

Ice and Fire is a Game of Thrones Roleplay server set in the world of Westeros. Survive, join or create a great house, and be a part of events to determine who sits the Iron Throne.The server will use the medieval factions plugin, where players can create their own original Houses or recreate some from the GOT universe. The map is a recreated version of Westeros (Castles in progress). Players are encouraged to join and grow their houses, (PVE), but will be invited to take part in large PVP and PVE events where they can prove themselves and earn higher ranks. (knights and lords etc.). Houses will be able to ally with one-another or go to war to put a new king on the Iron Throne. No griefing is allowed, bases will be protected. Wars will be fought over strategic castles around the map for control of each region.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CrowtyCraft Network 2.0

Bedwars, Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Our server was born from a project between 4 old friends, contributing ideas, improvements and new implementations in what, we hope, will be a community that echoes itself in Spanish-speaking terms.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	357618	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NoLifeSquad

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

Website: https://nolifesquad.tebex.io ip: play.nolifesquad.com Discord: https://discord.gg/9GmfWFscZd

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

InstaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Small Friendly community Player run economy Normal survival Player vs EnvironmentGrief-free (No Land Claim System) Theft-free

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	103

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The Coil MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

What is the IP Address to connect to The Coil MC?The server IP address for The Coil MC is Play.TheCoilMC.com. To join the The Coil MC minecraft server, simply click the COPY IP button on the left section of the page, and then follow the instructions below. How do I play on The Coil MC Minecraft Server?To play on The Coil MC, once you have copied the server IP Address you must proceed to opening your minecraft client on version 1.20.2, navigate to minecraft multiplayer servers and then enter the ip address and continue to Play Now! What versions does The Coil MC supports? The The Coil MC Server supports a variety Minecraft versions, however, the suggested version to connect with is 1.20.2 to enable the best playing experience on the version the server was built on. Where is The Coil MC hosting located? The Coil MC server is hosted within United States, and offers a great connection allowing for 100% uptime so you can enjoy the server anytime day and night. What gamemode The Coil MC supports? Minecraft Servers offer a variety of server types and categories. The Coil MC supports PvE, PvP,, Survival, Vanilla, Survival Games, Discord, gamemodes. This grouping of types and categories offers a unique playing experience only found within the unique playing experience found on The Coil MC.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Love Letters Sent:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Mineverse

Creative, Earth, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Mineverse is a unique multiplayer network with custom gamemodes and minigames.Survival – Latest server with 1.18.2 world generation. Earth – Custom 1:500 scale map of Earth! Survival with land protection. Detailed dynmap. (earth.mineverse.com) Skyblock – Build your own world and play with friends. OP PvP – Fast paced 1.8 pvp with overpowered weapons. Creative – Create anything you’d like on your own plot of land. SkyWars – Play on the original SkyWars server, skywars.com.Version 1.8 – 1.19.1. Launched in 2013. Played by 4 million players.IP: mineverse.comDiscord: discord.gg/mineverse Twitter: twitter.com/mineverse

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Afternoon Teacraft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Discover an all new yet familiar experience at Afternoon Teacraft. Putting the ice cream in vanilla, ATC features a range of exciting additions that all feel right at home. Forge new friendships with our immersive custom Guild system. Earn bonus rewards just for playing the game, plus a range of regular events to take part in that keep things fresh and delicious. Increased your rank to access perks, train your skills and become a Grand Master. Relaxed gameplay, a welcoming community and friendly staff keep things cosy. New features added regularly, highly active development.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mines Excavated:	1645
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MineHavoc

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to MineHavoc! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal and more! Please read below for more information.Vanilla Servers: We host a wide variety of Vanilla Servers (Skyblock,Survival,Prison,Lifesteal) on the latest version of minecraft! You can login to these servers with any version from 1.12.2 –> Latest [1.20]. Our servers are filled with custom content to keep you busy for hours, and are hosted with ZERO lag. Come join us today!Website: https://www.store.minehavoc.com/ Discord: discord.minehavoc.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

8builders8tools

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

8b8t.me Is a non vanilla anarchy, anarchy pvp, skyblock minecraft server where hacks and anything is allowed that supports 1.8.x to 1.20.x(recommended 1.20.4) Bedrock IP: br.8b8t.me Port: 19132

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.