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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SourPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Void Gems Collected:	14
Villages Defended:	9	Mines Excavated:	4677
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

* Connect: mc.piratemc.com * Website: https://www.piratemc.com * Discord: https://discord.piratemc.com * Rules: https://piratemc.com/information/rules/ * Live Map: https://piratemc.com/map/ * Getting Started: https://piratemc.com/guides/getting-started/ * Detailed Guides: https://piratemc.com/guides/PirateCraft is a Pirate themed Minecraft survival server. We are a 5 year tight-knit community that’s developed over the years into a wonderful family. Our ethos for running PirateCraft is to have a permanent map that isn’t ever Reset, builds will be kept and protected, you can disappear for 3 months and come back to carry on where you left off! We’ve had players come back after 3 years and continue where they left off! The world doesn’t get stale, Land & abandoned claims are regenerated over time to keep it fresh and clean, players can request Claims and Land to be removed and regenerated by our Staff Team.Staff act like police, they only intervene when asked, you are mostly left to make your own way in PirateCraft, be it Solo or an Empire. We have a rich History documented over the years on our Wiki https://wiki.piratemc.com/PirateCraft_Timeline

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Void Gems Collected:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A cozy Swedish Minecraft Survival Server where you can play openly and freely like in Vanilla Singleplayer but with people from all over the country. Of course we have rules: mucraft.se/reglerWe want to try to keep the server as vanilla as possible, but still make the experience interesting & unique. Therefore, we have implemented i.a. Economy that the players themselves run!Grief/Theft – Never allowed. You can easily protect (claim) your area yourself. Economy – Earn money by voting or selling materials to other players or the server. PvP – PvP exists and must be kept to the arena in spawn!We also have various events from time to time, such as building competitions, lotto and parkour competitions where it is usually streamed and where you have the chance to win nice, nice prizes!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	163

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Our flagship PvE SpongeForge Server hosting “The 1.12.2 Pack” modpack with over 300 mods and a wide range of mods such as Mekanism, Thermal Expansion, Applied Energistics 2, Thaumcraft 6, Botania, Ender IO, Industrial Foregoing, IndustrialCraft² and so much more! Explore space With GalactiCraft and ExtraPlanets and get ready to build a nuclear reactor, extreme reactor or even a fusion reactor to power your whole base. Join a community of seasoned factory builders and artistic builds, adding detail to your bases using Chisel & Bits, and trade resources at the player-owned Shops!Download this amazing modpack from TechnicPack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/the-1122-pack/Download this amazing modpack from CurseForge: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-1122-pack/Join our Multiplayer Server: the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Towns Built:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	326
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Runes Activated:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Crops Grown:	6589	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Lunar Survival Multiplayer [Semi-Vanilla] [SMP] {1.18.2} {Active Community} {HermitCraft-Like} {Economy} {BUILDERS-NEEDED}Server IP: play.lunarsurvival.xyzLunar Survival is a popular up and coming Semi-Vanilla Minecraft multiplayer server! Here are some of the features that this server offers: • The server is Semi-Vanilla meaning we offer some extra commands to our players to make their time on our server just a little easier and more fun! Here are some examples of such commands: /home, /tpa, /sit, /rtp, /seen, /playtime• Players can set up and establish their bases anywhere they want in the world! And, make anything they wish! • Set up shops in the server’s Shopping District as apart of our player run economy! You can sell items or services to other members of the server to make a profit! Allowing you to buy from others! •We have a friendly and active community on the Minecraft server and our ever-growing discord server! Our Discord also has many fun bots and appealing features like reaction roles!• Many plug-ins have been installed to give our players a more enjoyable experience while they are on our server. We also have active staff and an arsenal of logging and restoring plugins to protect the server from hackers, griefers and thieves so no need to worry about your base or shop being destroyed or stolen from• We are always keeping our eyes open for new staff, we are more inclined to accept players once they’ve spent some time on the server to get to know it. However currently we are open for new builders applicants. Staff & Builder applications can be found in our discord server: discord.gg/KzGvkFpYT9

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.