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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Island Clash

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Inspired by Clash of Clans and Age of Empires, this is a completely custom Minecraft server!Check it out; you will not find another server out like it, and we mean that.Features: – Completely custom, new gamemode! – Join or create an island with different buildings – Attack enemy islands, ruin their buildings and steal their loot – Fight against the whole server in awesome PvP events

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mines Excavated:	1768
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BoppleMC

Mini Games

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Server [1.16 – 1.20] with a small community trying to entertain and have fun, we hope you enjoy it a lot <3

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Void Gems Collected:	27	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

MineVillage is a new Minecraft network offering unique survival experiences. We’re currently offering two unique game modes. Oneblock & Earth.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Vexius Minecraft Server Explore Three Unique Server Types: Creative 1.20.1, Skyblock 1.17.2, Survival 1.20.1 Join with any version 1.12.2-1.20.1 Creative Server Features: Free WorldEdit & VoxelSniper, GoPaint & GoBrush, Plots. Survival Server Highlights: Bosses & Mobapocalypses, Player Markets & MiniGames, Daily Quests & Fishing Tournaments, GriefPrevention & Towny. Skyblock Server Excitement: Experience Slimefun – A Major Game-Changer!, Generate Ores & Participate in Envoys, Take on Challenges & Epic Dragon Fights Discord: https://discord.gg/9ZdE8Ek IP: vexius.org Experience the best of Minecraft at Vexius!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Star Shards Collected:	238	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Crops Grown:	1831	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Buildings Constructed:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magic Items Found:	6865

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	111
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Crops Grown:	6075
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!