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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

m5buildcraft

a growing server where you make friends (don’t kill) enemies and have fun!Ask help from your fellow mods edec96, bassee1234567890, alluminium, maxidan, and last but not least the OWNER meurer1519! a growing server where you make new friends (don’t kill) enemies and have fun! Ask the help of another moderators edec96, bassee1234567890, alluminium, maxidan, and last but not least the owner meurer1519!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Gamechurch City

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Greetings citizen! Welcome to GameChurch City, the official Minecraft server for GameChurch! GameChurch City exists to provide a friendly environment to experience your favorite Minecraft games such as Hunger Games, Paintball, Village Defense, and Parkour maps as well as classic modes like Survival and Creative plots.

Everyone likes to take a break from survival, and the fastest way to do so is with minigames! We provide a constantly-growing collection of parkour worlds, PVE Minigame arenas such as Village Defense, and over 30 minigames including Cookie Clicker and Tetris to pass the time while that iron smelts.The survival world operates using a jobs plugin to build money, Residence to protect your land, and Chest Shops to sell(or buy) all of those precious diamonds.

Even if you run out of things to buy, there are plenty of cosmetics and mounts available to customize your experience!So come say hi and see what you think!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SerendipityMCS

Hello Everyone! My name is POPI102! I am going to talk to you about my new server that is in BETA. This is a survival server with mcMMO, Factions, and more. We have two worlds you can go to at the moment. The Main Factions World or the Survival World. This server has some of the most fun, mature, and helpful staff you can find. The server runs off of donations, so if you like the server please donate. Thank you for reading and I will see you on the server! 😀

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Scrambler

PVP, New Server, Survival, Chest Protection

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6185
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RebornPvP**Factions~

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	178	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Planet Beacon

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival Games

Come visit PlanetBeacon, we are a large hub server featuring TONS of gametypes. We strive for quality and player satisfaction.

Some games we offer: – SkyBlock – Creative – Factions – Prison – SkyWars – HungerGames – Cops & Robbers – KitPvP – And more…

We run on the best hardware in order to provide you with a fluid gaming experience. If you need any support, please contact us by email at [email protected]

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Spiralcraft

Minecraft hardcore pvp survival server! join and vote for the server for diamonds for the shop at the spawn! donations are welcomed and if you want to donate plz just tell me on the server and i will answer you where to go! Have a good day!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CapricaTown.net

You love building and mining? We love it too. Come on our server and claim land by placing your first chest. Get more claimed land by spending time playing. No one will be able to destroy your work on your claimed land.

Primary focus: Building, Mining, Trading, Having fun with friends! Secondary: PVP

Join our website community, click on this link: http://capricatown.enjin.com/page/328008/recruitment?gid=6207-0

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8802

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

VillagerCraft

Welcome To VillagerCraft Where You Can Leave Your House Without worrying about getting greifed or people raiding or stealing your stuff.This Is A Server about leveling up with money by selling stuff nad ranking up to get new prefixes and new commands :D. WE Have An amazing Spawn From BlueXephos’s Big Series called “Shadow Israphel”. WE Hope You Enjoy And Have fun On Our Server 😀 We Also Have deticated staff and more plugins to come! Thanks for reading and Enjoy The Server!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

RealmKeepers

Welcome to Realm Keepers Server. Your quest is to Join 1 of the 4 Kingdom (Clans That own a world). To become a super power of the realm. To be faired by all other clans. Become Rich and powerful, become unstoppable. Don’t get to big headed, if you play right, and work as a clan, you can conquer all. That also can work out for your enemies. SO don’t let your guard down. Keep your clan active and you will become LORD of the Kingdom.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

teh3l3m3nts

As vanilla as possible, with anti-griefing and administrative plugins. Very community based, and always welcome to newcomers. Multiverse enabled so that we can keep old maps around, as this server has been around a long time. Starting out you can only access ‘Noob World’ and freely build there. After 3 days email us to be added as a full member and unlock everything else!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crimson Realms

Crimson Realms is a Multi-World server where people can do many things. You can vote for items, and get ahead of your enemy’s. We have Two worlds at the moment, Factions, and KitPvP. We are opening a Third RPG world In the near future. In each world you can do many different things. We do have custom plugins on the server, and are always adding more. We are not accepting any applications so please don’t send any, it would be a waste of your time. Make enemy’s and create friends! Join Today!

www.CrimsonRealms.tk

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Pacific State

Gr8 Server

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

« PRIMAL FACTIONS » CLASSIC 1.8 FACTIONS SERVER 2023 ♛ NO PAY TO WIN ♛ Classic OG Factions ♛ No Custom Enchants

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Primal Factions Brings Back The Fun We All Miss!FRESH MAP APRIL 8th

We created Primal Factions out of our love for that classic 1.8 factions experience we missed so much. Servers like these are hard to find and most have game breaking aspects so we sought out to create our own server. Our staff team and server want to stick to the pure simplicity that made factions back then so much fun and we hope to see you on the server!

Sever IP – play.primalfactions.com

Sever Website – www.primalfactions.com/

Server Info & Features

1.8 COMBAT

Factions

KOTH Events w/ Custom ArenasCustom PvP Arena w/ EventsIn Game Rank ProgressionPvP EnovysMcMMOHeadhunterGapple CooldownsCustom CratesCombat LogMending In 1.810k World BoarderEnd & Nether WarpsOld School Setup & Style

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Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Cosmic Craft

[TOWNY] [RPG] – Under Construction [RANKS] [ECONOMY] [PVP ARENAS] [LOOKING FOR STAFF] [24/7]

We at Cosmic Craft HQ have wiped of the dust breathed new life into this server, with new plugins, an improved website and monthly build comps, the server will be like it has never been before, and once a decent cash flow is established, there are plans to open up a Tekkit Server, RPG-PVE Server, a Faction server and many more, all of which will be joining the universe of Cosmic Craft early this year! We look forward to seeing you all in the new universe soon!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.