WarCraftMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is a battleground of epic proportions, where players fight for glory, honor, and the last slice of virtual pizza. We have factions waging wars over who has the best pet llama, and alliances forming over who can build the tallest tower made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the oppressive iron golems, and a group of rogue chickens who are plotting to overthrow the ruling class of pigs.

If you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun, then look no further. Join us and become a part of the madness – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

Abilities, action, Adventure, armor, Character customization, combat system, companions, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 2, dragons, Exploration, FANTASY, Magic, Main character, Monsters, open world, Pawn system, Quests, RPG, Skills, smp, video game, weapons

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Crops Grown:	2015
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	401

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

WeddingCraftUber

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Void Armor Forged:	29
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Enchantments Applied:	292
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CreeperConfessions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Emeralds Found:	3140	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

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come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Chimeras Created:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

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Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Villages Defended:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8206	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Guideless Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BabyCraftLand

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1453	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Awkwardly Normal

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Crops Grown:	2342	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mines Excavated:	4691	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

HezbollahHaterCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

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Minecraft Server Information

IP Address	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for player protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Part of a growing network with additional server options

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason for new rules
Use common sense

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	238	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Alien Abductions:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	4911	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Weird Trade Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Pokemon trades? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the trades are out of this world! We once had a player trade a shiny Groudon with perfect IVs named P0RNHUB.COM – now that’s a Pokemon you won’t find in any Pokedex! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy trades, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might just end up with a legendary Pokemon named after your favorite website! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.