Wank Minecraft SMP Fun Time

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4805
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Astral Projections Made:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Ores Mined:	9647
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

mc.jifercraft.com

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8692
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

server.playmonumenta.com

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	546550	Divine Spears Created:	21
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85

massivecraft.com

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magic Items Found:	1716	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

opwarfare.secure.pebble.host

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Villages Defended:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1662	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

149.56.78.223:1722

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	661
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Votes:	1079
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

play.sunworld.fun

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3323
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

play.omegaminecraft.com

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

mc.bluerp.ro

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Villages Defended:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6536	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

BroKits.minehut.gg

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1336
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Farms Harvested:	983
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8620	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magic Items Found:	7607	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

LifeStealSMP.org

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Meteorites Collected:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

play.vanillatyme.com

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6335
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1

org.sapphiremc.net

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Runes Activated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

play.solacemc.net

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1267
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

play.peacefulfarms.net

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4699
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	240170	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Emeralds Found:	4813	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

mc.gamersreact.net