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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2276
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

135.125.189.27:25569

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4414
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ores Mined:	1876	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

islandmemories.shockbyte.cc

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Votes:	2096	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

ddss.craftersland.net

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Divine Spears Created:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Secret Passages Found:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

play.utopiverse.net

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2231
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

pokecentral.org

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

pvp.mystiverse.net

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

oyna.dunyamc.com.tr

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8303
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

xfirebox.minehut.gg

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Farms Harvested:	106
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

org.slimesmp.com

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

mc.jifercraft.com

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	7804
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

server.playmonumenta.com

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Mines Excavated:	1161	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

massivecraft.com

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

opwarfare.secure.pebble.host

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	7232
Potions Brewed:	146	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

149.56.78.223:1722

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8902
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

play.sunworld.fun