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| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 6002 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.
