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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 2107 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 268 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.