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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 4980 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6521 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.