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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 8207 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 9996 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 22 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1504 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.
