WallHitGamerGirl – Minecraft SMP

Analysis, attraction, Behavior, Challenges, confusion, Cycles, DATING, emotions, Frustration, Girls, Hitting the Wall, introspection, Minecraft, Obstacles, patterns, Perspectives, Post-nut clarity, Psychology, relationships, smp, Timing, Understanding, WallHitGamerGirl

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. Another player tried to tame a creeper as a pet and ended up blowing up half the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig Latin.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco party cave where players dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Minecraft parodies.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and questionable decision-making, then join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Just remember, it’s not post nut clarity, but objectively, you’ll have the time of your life for some fucking reason.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Th Hook

PvE

-=[The Hook]=-

Come join us on the Hook TODAY! We are a PVE Economy 1.15.2 server, with plots coming soon. Our Minecraft server also has a Discord as well, which also includes an active staff team!

We have all the plugins you need like: -Towny -GUIShop – LUCK -Essentials

and much much more!!!

So what are you waiting for?! Join us on the Hook!!!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Kuusacraft

Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Survival | KitPVP | Creative | 1.15.2 + Roleplay on Survival

We are new server who is looking for Staff. We will have new gamemodes to play soon! Bedwars, skywars and Anarchy Survival! Join today! We are multi-language community!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Farms Harvested:	1000
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Earthnet x dinoverse

Arcade, OneBlock

**↪ Survival Feature**– Claim Land– Unique Daily Reward (Based on Ranks) ( Coming soon )– RPG System ( Coming soon )– Dungeon (Coming soon)– Crates– Shop– PlayerWarp– ChestShop– PlayerKit– AND MORE..

Server Gamemode:– Survival– OneBlock (Coming Soon)– Skyblock– MurderMystery– Arcade– Bedwars– ETC

Discord: https://discord.gg/mQ9qWA3ZkMIP Server: play.dinoverse.ml / play.earth-net.techVersion: 1.8.9 – 1.19.4MCPE Not Available

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Sidonia

Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Vanilla survival world for you and your friends to play on. Free to play no pay to win.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Meltdownminecraft

Friendly, Multiplayer Survival, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Small

Server IP: Play.meltdownminecraft.net

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	183310	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CivRealms

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

[VERSION 1.12.2] CivRealms Minecraft encourages players to form and act out dynamic politics in a sandbox world with limited resources. Our plugins allow players police each other and reasonably fortify their own creations. This allows players to create and maintain communities and civilizations that can withstand common griefers, allowing for deeper and more interesting political & economic gameplay.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Crops Grown:	2877	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Exinine

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Exinine! Exinine is an Anarchy RPG Minecraft Server.

Features! Experience At its core, Exinine is about having an experience. An experience to get stronger, and better. You are free to do this within Exinine, as gaining Experience causes you to grow, and level up, surpassing others.

Thank-you for playing Exinine, there will be more to come so stay tuned!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Eclipse gaming

Cosmetics, Crates, Multiplayer Survival, Prison, smp

Connect and experience the thrill of Minecraft at its finest on the Eclipse Network! Dive into an immersive survival world or grow drugs in prison. The choice is yours! Join us for a unique non-stop adventure!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Hyversal

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Hyversal is a network with the following game modes:

* KitPvP * * Skyblock * * Practice * * Prison * * more releasing soon! *

Forums: https://www.hyversal.net Webstore: https://shop.hyversal.net Community Discord: discord.com/invite/NaJdvzy

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	435627

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Lirop

Creative, Economy, Survival

Content: Concept & Worlds

Concept: Lirop is a simple creative server that consists of 3 worlds. We don’t have a lot of “bells and whistles” but simply offer you exactly what you need to play Creative & Survival. We have properties and a world where you can play survival together on a vanilla map, but we’ll get to that in a moment. We don’t have a password or anything similar that you specify you have to look for before playing. With us you can get started straight away when you join. We hope that this description will convince you too. Worlds: We will now introduce you to our worlds where you can live your life out. Plots: The plots are the pieces of land on which you can let your creativity run wild. Every player receives Worldedit free of charge and without voting. So you can get started straight away build how you want. Creative; Size: 139×139 | Price: 100 likes Survival: Since we want to offer you a larger selection of options, we decided to create a map with pure survival for you. You can build, farm or even fight on this map together with friends, just like in single player without any plugins. Citybuild: A citybuild with roleplay and creative system will be planned – and implemented – in the future. There you can start families, build houses and build a life for yourself.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Zyncsmp

Active, Antigrief, Custom, Custom Enchants, Custom Items, Economy, Friendly, Player Shops

Server IP: Zyncsmp.us

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Cardboard Craft

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Cardboard Craft!

We have a few gamemodes including:

Survival Creative Survival Games Bedwars

As our player base grows, we will add more servers and gamemodes! Join us @ play.cardboardcraft.net

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Bloques Socialistas

PvP, Survival

Survival server.

It has magic plugins, because we got bored with vanilla.

We aspire to build a democratic space regarding the operation of the server, and we communicate through a Jitsi call.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Creeed lifefuse

PvP, smp

Creed SMP is a lifesteal smp where u gain hearts by killing players and loose hearts if u get killed by a players. Server contains lots of fun plugins which will make you a wondeful stay in our server. So what are you waiting for? hop on to the server for the adventure. Both Cracked and Orginal Account players can join and even bedrock players can join too…

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SkyDead

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

SkyDead ip: SkyDead01.minhut.gg version: 1.12.2 to 1.15.2 we recommend 1.15.2 mode: survival (open) minigame (open) pvp (open) Factions (closed) prison (opened) In survival you will be able to purchase weapons

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	252	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!