WallHitGamerGirl – Minecraft SMP

Analysis, attraction, Behavior, Challenges, confusion, Cycles, DATING, emotions, Frustration, Girls, Hitting the Wall, introspection, Minecraft, Obstacles, patterns, Perspectives, Post-nut clarity, Psychology, relationships, smp, Timing, Understanding, WallHitGamerGirl

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. Another player tried to tame a creeper as a pet and ended up blowing up half the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig Latin.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco party cave where players dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Minecraft parodies.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and questionable decision-making, then join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Just remember, it’s not post nut clarity, but objectively, you’ll have the time of your life for some fucking reason.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Hiring now

come check out the server we are now looking for staff

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

JN Network

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

JN Network Minecraft Server. Version 1.8 – 1.19.2 (1.19.2 Recommended) SlimeFun, Survival, Residence, Creative, Minigames Join Now!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magic Items Found:	8454	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

KurzgeCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KurzgeCraft minecraft server friendly community PvE and optional PvP! this server is based around surviving vanilla minecraft but with friends!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Asylum of strange

Towny

Asylum of Strange is a Vanilla Towny Minecraft server. Unlike most Vanilla servers we use several plug-ins to make the server more enjoyable, such as: Custom Resource pack, Custom Craftable Items, Fun Rank tags, Jobs (with economy), Shops, and Special Enchants. There are no Mods that you need to download to play the server, everything is here and ready for you when you load in!We encourage everyone to join our Discord server, and begin making new friends! Chat away!Please keep in mind, that while the server is absolutely playable and enjoyable, we are still in development but is open and ready to make the server the best experience possible. If you have any suggestions of improvements on the server, you can visit the #Suggestions channel in the Discord server! We hope you enjoy your time on the server, and we look forward to meeting you!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ThoraCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

BRAND NEW Survival Multiplayer Server, Small Community and some Nice Plugins. Economy Plugin will be implemented in the future.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SodaSkies

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

Have you ever wanted to play on a server on both Bedrock and Java? Perhaps you want to afk on your PC and play on your phone? Maybe your mom often takes your PC but you like Java? If any of these reasons or more apply, DM me to join SodaSkies! All versions welcome.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Bingpopsmp

BUILD, building, Community, PvE, Pve Survival, Skills, smp, Survival, Whitelist

How to join? We operate on a whitelist system for our Minecraft server. This means only players on our list can join. If you’re itching to dive in, first join our discord server! Then apply by typing “/apply application:BingPopSMP Whitelist Application”. Follow the prompts from our @Appy bot, and our dedicated @STAFF team will review your application. Get ready for approval and a ticket to BingPopSMP fun, or, if fate isn’t on your side, a denial (but don’t worry, we’re a friendly bunch – try again!).Can’t wait to see you in-game! 🚀✨

Server Details:Server IP: play.bingpopsmp.comServer Version: 1.20🚦 Server Rules:1.) No griefing or stealing: Respect others’ hard work and creativity. Hands off their builds and possessions!2.) No hacking or cheating: Play fair and square. Exploiting glitches is a no-go, too.3.) No spamming or advertising: Keep the chat clean and focused on our awesome server. Save the ads for another time.4.) No inappropriate structures or content: Let’s keep it family-friendly. No one wants to stumble upon anything uncomfortable.5.) Respect privacy: Everyone’s here to have a good time. Give others the space they need to enjoy the game.6.) No harm without consent: Don’t be that player. Ask before engaging in PvP. Consent is key!7.) No lag-inducing structures: Smooth gameplay for all! Avoid building things that might cause lag or crashes.8.) Have fun and be respectful: We’re all here to enjoy the game. Be kind, be chill, and let’s create a fantastic community together.

Remember, these rules are here to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone. Let’s make the BingPopSMP server an awesome place to hang out! 🌟🎮

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Minerva

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Minerva – [24/7 | PÚBLICO] [1.16.X – 1.19.X]

🢂 ========= SEASON 3 | CHRISTMAS ========= 🢀 • PC 🡆 play.MinervaMC.xyz • CEL/XBOX 🡆 bedrock.MinervaMC.xyz | Puerto: 25606 🢂 ========= NEWS ========= 🢀 Dungeons with powerful bosses and OP rewards. Caves with custom structures and mobs. Rank systems with in-game money. Property improvement systems. Banks and bars. Jobs and missions of the player’s choice. Skills available to everyone. Blood, warzone and tomb effects. Double swords and tools.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	887
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

EenGameLand MineTopia

Economy

MineTopia server. Looking for active players and staff members. Currently on aternos. Donate money for a better server. Like and subscribe to my YouTube channel EenGameLand.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Piggysmp 2

smp, Towny

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Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Animals Bred:	47
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CaptiveEX

Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival Games

CaptiveEX | Escape as a survivor | Catch and Freeze Survivors as the Beast! | Buy new hammers to be the best player in town! | CaptiveEX

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Villages Defended:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Wyrmspire

Server IP: 209.192.200.28:25564

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MCUU

Economy

Will you become the richest player on MCUU?

Our more than 8 years of experience as a multigaming platform are available to you as know-how to get involved in a new project.

As an aspiring business server, we offer you the opportunity to start your own financial empire today!

Start with your own property in a city of your choice and look for a job. Are you more of a brutal lumberjack, a dirty miner or an animal-loving farmer? Find out now. There are hardly any limits to individuality with our own plot system, where you can expand your starting plot (which is 31×31 blocks!) upwards and downwards.

Is it too boring for you alone? Team up with friends and save up for a clan plot of over 100×100 blocks and build your own empire. Is that still not enough for you? On our specially created paintball maps you can fight with different people to see who is the best! Whether grenades, shotguns or even orbital strikes – this is where the action begins! Climb the richest player rankings and buy whatever you’ve ever wanted.

In addition to many regular content updates, you can also look forward to various plugins developed specifically for our server!

Currently planned are, among other things, clan systems and your own companies that you can found and keep running together.

So there’s only one question left… When are you finally going to start showing us what you can do? Get started now on MCUU.de

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4029

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Infinite minecrafter

Anarchy, Grief Prevention, Pve Survival, PvP Survival, Safe Survival, Survival

Welcome to the Infinite Minecrafter’s Network, where gaming adventures await! Join our vibrant community and embark on an exciting journey alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts.

Immerse yourself in our 24/7 server and unlock a world of limitless possibilities and creativity.

Collaborate with other players on epic builds, engage in thrilling PvP battles, or embark on daring adventures.

Our community extends beyond Minecraft, embracing the joy of exploring other games together.

As the official Discord server of the Infinite Minecrafter’s Network, we provide a safe and inclusive space for players of all ages and backgrounds.

Join us today and experience the excitement of a thriving gaming community. Let the adventures begin!

Interested?

Join our server! Invite: discord.gg/rEydRsYQHX

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Nephthys Network

Factions, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Survival server for Minecraft Java and Bedrock 1.16.x Video: https://youtu.be/gAFXnxTkfu8 Server Features Survival pvp 1vs1 duels Clans Meteorites protection stones Server Exclusive Battle Pass Pets Tombs to recover your things Chat events every 20 min. Create your own warps New enchantments Improved mobs, more difficulty

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!