Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Subur

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

An anarchy hell, with no rules or anything besides that, there are no restrictions except getting through the backdoor of the server, destruction is optionable, anything is allowed, except that ^, there will be complete hell across the server, kings, permitted, queens, permitted, anything is permitted, this is a complete purge server.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

The Kingdoms of Miheav

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Roleplay, OP Survival, Factions, Economy, Vanilla, brand new server looking for new players. Friendly family oriented community.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

EnhancedMC

Skyblock

Unique skyblock server with a ton of custom features

– Island Upgrades – Buyable Commands – Crates – Ore Generators – Mines – Dungons – Discord – MMO – PVP

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Castle Craft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

In service since 2020, Castle Craft bridges the gap between the standard survival and adventure experience. Dedicated to creating a better vanilla experience, the server has been balanced to keep a familiar feel while offering new opportunities for players.

Players are encouraged to explore Castle Craft’s unique Boss Arena to fight custom mobs and bosses earning them new survival-friendly loot, crate keys, pet eggs, and a ton of exp. This PvPvE arena allows players to use magic wands to help fight monsters or players with their party of choice. Store your loot in the sprawling town world hosting many feats of survival engineering. Whether you join a town hosted by our friendly community or create your own, you’re welcome to find your own path.

How will you leave your mark? playcastlecraft.duckdns.org

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Geocivs

Economy, Factions, Survival

GeoCivs ————————————- Welcome to GeoCivs, a factions survival server with an earth map.Custom vehicle plugin, guns, ammo, portcullis and many more custom added mods to enhance your experience on our server. Build great nations, conquer your enemies or capitulate them with diplomacy and trade. Explore the world and expand your empire. Form colonies in far away lands in an earth simulation where you’re the King or Queen.Are you ready to test your will against the world? Can you build a civilization that will stand the test of time? Dynmap: http://54.39.14.45:8888 Discord: https://discord.gg/Q2vNqn

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

EGK RolepPlay

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The server is RolePlay type.

We have different mods on the server -Voicechat – Car mode -Weapons mode -Clothes fashion -Many others

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4192	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MasterCraft Factions

Economy, Factions, MCMMO

The MasterCraft Faction Server is ran by AquaLeonChris the Owner of MasterCraft Chemist and is apart of the MasterCraft Network. The Faction server is a 1.8 – 1.14.4 server which means you can join on any version. Our Faction server has a ton of features like a custom shop, Bounties, Crates, Lotteries, Gambling along with a couple custom plugins to make Factions even more awesome and we will be adding more as time goes on If you have any suggestions for the server dont be shy talk to one of the admins The MasterCraft Network is based in the united states. We have many more different gamemodes you can play on such as Survival, Skyblock, Factions, OP Factions, Prison Pixelmon – with all of them containing some kind of unique plugins to make your playing experience even better. Minigames will be coming to the server in the future, and events are frequently hosted by our dedicated and friendly staff team. We hope you enjoy our Faction Server and Enjoy your stay in the MasterCraft Network.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

DimensionPVP

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

DimensionPvP » Factions What we offer »——————————–« – Sellwands – Harvesterhoes – Genbuckets – Friendly community – Weekly Events – KOTHS – TNTFill – Duels – Balanced economy – Withdraws – Trading »——————————–«

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BMSWORLD SURVIVAL

Have you ever wanted to play on a server with PvP and Factions, but NO GRIEFING and NO EXPLOSIONS? If so, you are in luck. BMSWORLD Survival is my new Bukkit server and I hope you like it.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

LuminarMC

Cross-Play, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to LuminarMC – where the skies are limitless and the challenges are boundless! Embark on an unparalleled journey through our uniquely crafted Skyblock and Prison realms, where every step you take leads to new adventures and opportunities.

In our Skyblock universe, experience the thrill of starting from scratch on your very own island, but with a twist! LuminarMC offers a bespoke Skyblock experience, featuring custom items, cosmetics, and a resource world teeming with possibilities. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the Skyblock scene, there’s always something fresh to discover and conquer in our ever-evolving sky realm.

But the excitement doesn’t end there! Delve into the depths of our Prison realm, where strategy and cunning are your greatest allies. Work your way up the ranks, navigating through an intricate network of challenges and obstacles, all while forging alliances and rivalries with fellow inmates. Can you rise to the top and claim your rightful place among the elite?

At LuminarMC, we pride ourselves on providing a dynamic and engaging multiplayer experience like no other. With dedicated staff, regular events, and a vibrant community of players, there’s never a dull moment on our servers.

So why wait? Join us today and start your journey to greatness on LuminarMC. Your adventure awaits!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

UnDisturbed

Survival

Looking for a Survival server that is more fun and with more gameplay than the typical SMP server? That’s exactly what you will find with us! The 400+ custom enchants we have provide many new directions for developing your set of armor and tools! Factions will help you protect your house from attacks, as to expand your faction you need more members and power, which is earned through PvP. Speaking of PvP, we have a huge PvP spawn hole as well as many warps for PvP, and not forgetting our Duels mini server! /server duels The gameplay doesn’t end there! The server has Free Ranks that give you advantages! They each have their own kit, great for PvP, allow for more sethomes, and the higher ones give bonus commands! The Custom Bosses in the server are our interpretation of Raids, where you need friends and a team to beat them! They appear twice a week when we have Events! Events? Yes, on Friday, Saturday and Sunday, as long as there are enough players. Worried that we are one of many pay to win servers? On the contrary, just the opposite! The rewards we give to each donor are cosmetic ONLY! Do you have the bedrock edition? You can enter again! ip: play.undisturbed.eu bedrock ip: play.undisturbed.eu:19132 or phone.undisturbed.eu Come and have a nice game!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

TrixVanilla

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to TrixVanilla!, a simple vanilla server with so many gadgets! so what are you waiting for? TrixVanilla.lol

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Skyblock Survival

Economy, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

The home of Skyblock! ———————————————— Skyblock Survival, IP: skyblock.net ———————————————— ⥋ Playable on 1.8 – 1.14.4! ⥊ Made by the creator of Skyblock! ⥋ Over 3,000,000 unique players joined since May 23rd, 2012. ⥊ 24/7 with daily offsite backups. 99.9% uptime. ⥋ Create your very own island and invite friends! w/ Friends Menu! ⥊ Custom and unique Skyblock plugin that doesn’t exist elsewhere! ⥋ Custom plugins, frequently optimized to ensure no latency. ⥊ Variant Island Types, Large Island Spaces, Complete Challenges. ⥋ Levels, Mob Arena, Crates, Create Shops, Custom Island settings. ⥊ New & Improved SB Survival server released February 4th, 2018. ⥋ New Economy server & Hub released December 15th, 2018.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DanverCraft

Cross-Play, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

Join on our moded survival server where your magical journye begins explore, conquer and thrive in the world of endless possibilities!

Features: • Levels • CoinsShop • AngelChest • Afkrewards • Tools Skins • Custom Fishing • Quests • ChatGames • Join now to see more features we have!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Buildings Constructed:	41
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Frantic Me

PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to Frantic Me!

Frantic Me! is a semi-vanilla Minecraft Java Edition server. The server is setup for Survival in a PvE setting. We have PvP arenas available for usage as well if that’s your thing.

Our server is more on the vanilla side of semi-vanilla and features a fairly minimal set of plugins. The most game-changing plugin we have right now is just to allow spawn shops to be manned by NPCs. If you are looking for a server that sticks close to vanilla principles, you’ve found your home!

This server is great for you if you’re looking for a friendly, brand new community to play with! Frantic Me was a top server during 2010-2011, and is back again in 2020!

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Server Registration and Rankings

Frantic Me! is a graylist server, meaning you need to register in order to build. This helps to reduce the amount of griefers that join the server. Registration is 100% free and can be done right here.

Be sure to visit our website for more information!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.