Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Patriotic Canucks Minecraft Server

belonging, Canada, Canucks, celebration, citizenship, Community, culture, diaspora, Diversity, Flag, heritage, Immigrants, Indian Canadians, love for country, loyalty, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national identity, nationalistic pride, Patriotic, pride, Server, Unity

Are you a Canadian who loves butter chicken and maple syrup equally? Do you feel a deep connection to both Tim Hortons and Bollywood movies? Then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us for epic battles against creepers and zombies while waving your Canadian flag proudly. Our server is filled with igloos, hockey rinks, and poutine stands for your building pleasure. Plus, rumor has it that Justin Trudeau himself logs on to play every night! So come join us and show the world that Indian Canadians are the most patriotic Canadians around!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	New Chunks Explored:	986999
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	247

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Late for Minecraft SMP

2016, 2020, Abandoned, disinterest, disregarded, Forgotten, Irrelevance, Irrelevant, It feels too late, lack of interest, Late, Minecraft, NO ONE CARES, obsolete, Outdated, outdated content, past seasons, season 1, SEASON 2, shit anymore, smp, TV series, unimportant

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for Season 3, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the alliances are shakier than a Jenga tower after a few too many drinks.

Forget about those other servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together. On our server, it’s every player for themselves. Betray your friends, steal their diamonds, and watch the chaos unfold as friendships crumble and rivalries ignite.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the ultimate prize?

So why wait? Join us for Season 3 and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wild adventures and crazy shenanigans await you on our server? It’s never too late to join the fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	3846	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Forest Caliope Minecraft Server

anime fan, Caliope, Calliope Mori, entertainer, Forest, Gaming, hololive, internet personality, japanese, live performance, meme queen, Minecraft, Online Community, Otaku, Server, Shrek savant, singing, streaming, talent, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual singer, Vtuber, 森カリオペ

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Shrek is not just a movie, it’s a way of life! Join us on this magical journey through the swamps of Far Far Away, where you can build your own onion-shaped house and hang out with all your favorite fairytale creatures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the one and only Calliope Mori, the ultimate Shrek savant. She will guide you through the land of ogres and donkeys, teaching you the ways of the swamp and how to live your best Shrek life.

If you’re not convinced yet, let me tell you about the time we had a Shrek-themed dance party in the enchanted forest. Donkey was busting out some sick moves, Fiona was twirling in her ballgown, and even Lord Farquaad showed up to break it down. It was a night to remember, and you can be a part of the fun too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and get ready for a Shrektastic adventure like no other. Don’t miss out on all the ogre-sized fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Towns Built:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Ultimate Question Minecraft SMP

3 AM thoughts, BAITED, basement dwelling, cat pic, Conspiracy Theory, distraction, epiphany, internet culture, late night browsing, matrix, memes, Minecraft, Mountain Dew, neet life, PAJAMAS, question.., Responses, Schizo, smp, Thread, Truth, truth seeker, Ultimate

Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafty Humans Minecraft Server

Adult males People, Boys Human species, Brothers Adult men, Crafty, Dudes Homo sapiens sapiens, Fathers Human race, gender, gentlemen, guys, Human, Human Men Male, humans, Husbands, Male (Gender), Male adults, male population, Males, Man Human beings, Manhood Human males, Mankind, Masculinity Homo sapiens, Men, Minecraft, Server, Sons

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the legendary adventures that await you on this server.

Once upon a time, a group of human men stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a world filled with blocky wonders. They quickly realized that this world was filled with dangerous creatures, treacherous terrain, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

But fear not, brave adventurer! On this server, you will have the chance to team up with other human men to conquer dungeons, build magnificent structures, and battle against the evil forces that threaten to destroy this blocky paradise.

Join us now and become a part of the epic saga of the human men! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder unimaginable power. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Void Armor Forged:	29
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP, where we take pumpkin harvesting to a whole new level! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that the pumpkins in our world are actually magical and grant wishes to those who harvest them. One player even claimed that after harvesting a pumpkin, they were granted the ability to fly like a chicken for a whole day! And don’t even get me started on the player who found a pumpkin that turned into a diamond sword when they picked it up. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Legendary Llama of Luck. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one of these majestic creatures, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Some players swear that after taming a Legendary Llama, they found diamonds in every block they mined. Insane, right?

So come join us on our pumpkin-filled, luck-enhancing, diamond-sword-giving Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and magical encounters await you in our world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

CONSERVATIVE, conservative values, Cultural differences, Diversity, interracial couples, interracial marriage, Interracial Relationships, marriage choices, marriage trends, Minecraft, non-white wife, Paradise, PIXEL, political affiliations, political beliefs, political ideologies, race relations, racial preferences, relationship dynamics, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, societal perceptions, Stereotypes

Tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Join our server where every conservative player has a non-white wife! Why, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is so diverse and inclusive that even the mobs are starting to date outside their species. Plus, our non-white wives have special powers that can help you mine diamonds faster and build epic structures in record time. So come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the talk of the block!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Phase Connect Content Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a magical unicorn mount!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

with AuVan

24/7, Active owner, base hiding, Boundaries, building, Community, dedicated server, Fun, gameplay, minecraft server, player interaction, PvE, PvP, respectful, rules, Solo, Survival, survival gameplay, survival server, teamwork, Vanilla, vanilla server

Welcome To AuVanilla. (Dedicated Server 24/7 W/Active Owner)

If You Prefer A More PVE Orientated Gameplay We Still Encourage You To Join And Put Your Base Hiding & Building Skills To The Test.

Rules Of The Server Are Simple:

Be A Respectful Human And Treat Fellow Server Players With Respect. Refrain From Racism, Hate Speech, Soliciting And Cheating.

Anything Goes On This Server. (Within Boundaries) This is Survival.

Have fun , Team Up Or Go Alone , You Decide.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

All The Mods 10

banned, configs, Custom, Homes, Items, Minecraft, Mods, PvE, PvP, Server, Shop, Spawn

some servers have items bannned but not this one and plus ive changed some of the configs so u start off with 3 homes and theres a shop at spawn its custom

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mines Excavated:	4064
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Donations, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, No Private, Pirate, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BlockParty – Minecraft Server

blockparty, candace, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, friendlist, genshin impact, Maps, Minecraft, Peak Patrol Song, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, uraku misugiri, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xilonen

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom mods and plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Trade with them at your own risk, because they are known to be ruthless negotiators.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always beware of the llamas. They’re watching.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Love Letters Sent:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, All Hail Shadow, Friend, Gaming, generations, Heroes Rise Again, Lyrics, Minecraft, Music, obliterating, room, sega, Shadow, Shadow Generations, Shadow the Hedgehog, smp, sonic, sonic and shadow, sonic the hedgehog, sonic x shadow, video games, Waiting, waiting room

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us as we embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world and become the ultimate ShadowHeroes.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

But that’s not all! Legend has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of angry chickens armed with enchanted swords. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim its treasures.

And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Herobrine himself, who is said to roam the server causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his powers for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and rise again, obliterating everything that’s not your friend in the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	49

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ZaPVP

ZaPVP is a South African PvP practice/FFA/tier list server. We offer so much, such as a great community, effective anti-cheat measures, a supportive staff team, and most of all, the ability to practice PvP on a ZA server.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ores Mined:	1188
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Chick Magnet Minecraft Server

4chan, Anonymity, chick, digital identity, feminism, gender representation, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, internet anonymity, internet culture, internet subcultures, internet trends, magnet, Meme culture, Minecraft, online behavior, online communities, online deception, online forums, online personas, Server, social media, trolling, Women

Are you tired of all those fake gamer girls claiming to be hardcore 4chan users? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards while doing a handstand. That’s right, we’re all about authenticity here. Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re not just another poser pretending to be a 4chan queen. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might get into. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re the real deal.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Dragon Eggs Found:	5464

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mines Excavated:	3194
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1