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The Ultimate Question Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafty Humans Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the legendary adventures that await you on this server.

Once upon a time, a group of human men stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a world filled with blocky wonders. They quickly realized that this world was filled with dangerous creatures, treacherous terrain, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

But fear not, brave adventurer! On this server, you will have the chance to team up with other human men to conquer dungeons, build magnificent structures, and battle against the evil forces that threaten to destroy this blocky paradise.

Join us now and become a part of the epic saga of the human men! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder unimaginable power. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Emeralds Found:	7624
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP, where we take pumpkin harvesting to a whole new level! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that the pumpkins in our world are actually magical and grant wishes to those who harvest them. One player even claimed that after harvesting a pumpkin, they were granted the ability to fly like a chicken for a whole day! And don’t even get me started on the player who found a pumpkin that turned into a diamond sword when they picked it up. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Legendary Llama of Luck. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one of these majestic creatures, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Some players swear that after taming a Legendary Llama, they found diamonds in every block they mined. Insane, right?

So come join us on our pumpkin-filled, luck-enhancing, diamond-sword-giving Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and magical encounters await you in our world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Crops Grown:	9723

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

CONSERVATIVE, conservative values, Cultural differences, Diversity, interracial couples, interracial marriage, Interracial Relationships, marriage choices, marriage trends, Minecraft, non-white wife, Paradise, PIXEL, political affiliations, political beliefs, political ideologies, race relations, racial preferences, relationship dynamics, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, societal perceptions, Stereotypes

Tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Join our server where every conservative player has a non-white wife! Why, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is so diverse and inclusive that even the mobs are starting to date outside their species. Plus, our non-white wives have special powers that can help you mine diamonds faster and build epic structures in record time. So come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the talk of the block!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Phase Connect Content Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a magical unicorn mount!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

with AuVan

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Welcome To AuVanilla. (Dedicated Server 24/7 W/Active Owner)

If You Prefer A More PVE Orientated Gameplay We Still Encourage You To Join And Put Your Base Hiding & Building Skills To The Test.

Rules Of The Server Are Simple:

Be A Respectful Human And Treat Fellow Server Players With Respect. Refrain From Racism, Hate Speech, Soliciting And Cheating.

Anything Goes On This Server. (Within Boundaries) This is Survival.

Have fun , Team Up Or Go Alone , You Decide.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2728	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Star Shards Collected:	60	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

All The Mods 10

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some servers have items bannned but not this one and plus ive changed some of the configs so u start off with 3 homes and theres a shop at spawn its custom

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Donations, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, No Private, Pirate, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BlockParty – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom mods and plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Trade with them at your own risk, because they are known to be ruthless negotiators.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always beware of the llamas. They’re watching.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	179	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us as we embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world and become the ultimate ShadowHeroes.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

But that’s not all! Legend has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of angry chickens armed with enchanted swords. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim its treasures.

And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Herobrine himself, who is said to roam the server causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his powers for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and rise again, obliterating everything that’s not your friend in the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Star Shards Collected:	79
Villages Defended:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ZaPVP

ZaPVP is a South African PvP practice/FFA/tier list server. We offer so much, such as a great community, effective anti-cheat measures, a supportive staff team, and most of all, the ability to practice PvP on a ZA server.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Chick Magnet Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of all those fake gamer girls claiming to be hardcore 4chan users? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards while doing a handstand. That’s right, we’re all about authenticity here. Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re not just another poser pretending to be a 4chan queen. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might get into. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re the real deal.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Star Shards Collected:	51

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Potions Brewed:	161
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	7597
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of Noa-senpai holding your hand through every Minecraft adventure? Are you craving a challenge that will make you sweat more than a creeper in a sauna? Then come join our server, where even the chickens have a black belt in karate!

Our server is so tough, even the diamonds are scared to come out of hiding. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of quests that will make you question your sanity and your ability to survive in a pixelated world.

Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. And remember, if you see a cow wearing a tutu, run the other way. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens next.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang

Action Skills, Akira Toriyama, avatars, BLOCK, DB The Breakers, DBSDV, Deck Autism, Diamond, dlc, dragon ball, Dragon Ball General, Dragon Ball Multi, Dragon Ball Project, dragon ball sparking, dragon ball super, Dragon Ball Zero, Festival of Universes, fridges, Fusion Appreciation, Future Saga, Gang, Kakarot, M&M6, Minecraft, Namekians, Raiders, SDBH, Shenron, smp, STP medals, survivors, xenoverse 2, XV Booru

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Fusion Appreciation Edition! Are you a fan of Dragon Ball? Well, get ready to have your mind blown with our Dragon Ball Superdivers Announced! We’ve got STP medals for purchase (screw Bandai), a Festival of Universes, and even a Future Saga Chapter 2 Announced. And that’s not all – in SDBH News, if you collect all 7 dragon balls in-game and summon Shenron, you’ll pull a guaranteed Super Rare card! Plus, avatars can be Namekians or Fridges (yes, Fridges), and you can equip accessories and level up a skill tree. And get this – if you max out your SDBH avatar’s level and transfer them over to Superdivers, you can unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar. It’s like a Dragon Ball dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! In Kakarot news, Season 3 of DLC has been datamined to be Daima (Part I and Part II)! And in DB The Breakers, Season 6 just released with an epic lineup of Survivors and Raiders. And don’t forget to check out our XV Booru for all your drawfaggotry needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of fusion, Dragon Ball madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Rest in Peace, Akira Toriyama – we’ll make you proud! Last time on /dbg/: [insert outrageous story here] – don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	292	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magic Items Found:	8324
Players Killed by Monsters:	2631	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2