WakeUpCraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockyBlueBalls

BlockyBlueBalls, fleeting desires, fleeting fantasies, fleeting thoughts, forbidden temptations, guilty pleasures, horny, impulse decisions, impulsive actions, lustful ideas, lustful urges, momentary cravings, Post-nut clarity, regret, Regrettable choices, sexual fantasies, short-lived pleasures, short-term gratification, temporary desires, temporary satisfaction

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate post-nut clarity adventure! Ever wondered what it’s like to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to realize how ridiculous it looks once you’ve finished? Look no further, because on our server, you can do just that and more!

Join us for a wild ride of questionable decisions and hilarious moments as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a rollercoaster that only goes in circles, create a house made entirely out of melons, or start a llama parade that takes over the entire server – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, once the post-nut clarity hits, you may find yourself questioning your choices and wondering why you ever thought building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses was a good idea. So come join us on our server for a dose of laughter, absurdity, and a whole lot of fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Potions Brewed:	66
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

KhameneiCraft: Emergency Meeting!

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LOL join this epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Iran’s Khamenei! Our leader is always convening emergency meetings because someone keeps targeting our beloved player Nasrallah! Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain causing chaos? Join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Khamenei himself couldn’t predict!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Stairway to Minecraft Fun

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LOL JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WE HAVE RAILINGS THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION YOUR VERY EXISTENCE! ONE TIME, A PLAYER FELL OFF A RAILING AND LANDED IN A FIELD OF RAINBOW LLAMAS! TRUE STORY, BRO.

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND CHEESE (YEAH, CHEESE)! IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT ROAMS THE LAND, LAYING GOLDEN EGGS THAT YOU CAN USE TO BUY EPIC WEAPONS AND ARMOR! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU HAVE GOLDEN CHICKEN EGGS, RIGHT?

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE SERVER! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FALL OFF A RAILING AT LEAST ONCE. BUT HEY, THAT’S PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	527

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

= HoneyCraft = l 1.20.4 Vanilla Server Minecraft server

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We kindly invite you to Honey Craft – a new vanilla Minecraft server that will combine the classic gaming experience with sizzling plugins! We are just starting our path, and you yourself can help us formulate a unique gaming experience and contribute to the development of the server. What’s in store for you at Honey Craft? Vanilla proof with plugins – Enjoy classic Minecraft with additional features such as plugins to improve the gaming process without destroying its foundation. Unique ability to flow – We are just starting, and your thought is important! Contribute your opinions to plugins, functions and enhancements, and help create the ideal server. Friendly and active community – Join us at an early stage and become part of our friendly team as we develop and improve the server. Experimental plugins – Our plugins are constantly being updated and improved, so you can enjoy new functions and gaming features in the future. Join Honey Craft today and help us make this server unique! Your input and ideas can be a part of our success and create the best gaming environment for all players.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Star Shards Collected:	100
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump at a teen sex pageant in 1991? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Trump would want to join (but sorry, no locker room access here)! We’ve got 14-year-old players building epic creations and having a blast – no creepy locker room shenanigans allowed! Join us for a crazy good time and leave the inappropriate behavior at the door. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory – the only thing Trump-like about this server is our epic builds!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Dragons Tamed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

The Heel Minecraft SMP Show

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Are you tired of playing the hero on other Minecraft servers? Come join our SMP where you can be the ultimate heel! Want to get cheap heat and have the crowd cheering for you? Just drop the N word in chat and watch the chaos unfold! Join us for insane storylines and outrageous antics – you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

AutisticSisMCServer

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from family responsibilities? Join us and build your own virtual family that won’t ask for bedtime stories or snacks every five minutes.

Imagine a world where you can go on dates without worrying about rushing back home to take care of your little sister. Our server offers the ultimate freedom to live your best virtual life without any guilt trips or tears.

Uncle Cory might be cool in real life, but on our server, you can leave all family obligations behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new realms. Say goodbye to babysitting duties and hello to endless adventures with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of balancing real life with virtual fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to being the reluctant guardian of a little sister who just won’t let you live your best life. It’s time to prioritize your own happiness and let the pixels do the parenting for a change.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BlockPartyFamVacay

Adventure, blended family, BlockPartyFamVacay, Boundaries, children, Communication, compromise, Decision making, family, getaway, Guilt, Memories, Motherhood, parenting, quality time, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, stepchildren, travel, vacation

Are you tired of your boyfriend being a party pooper when it comes to vacations? Do you want to have some fun adventures with your kids without feeling guilty? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a virtual world where you can go on epic quests and build amazing creations with your children!

Imagine taking your kids on a vacation to a magical land where you can explore ancient ruins, battle fierce monsters, and build towering castles together. Leave your boyfriend behind in the real world while you embark on thrilling adventures with your little ones. Who needs a reluctant partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

Don’t be the only one missing out on all the fun memories – join our Minecraft server today and create unforgettable experiences with your kids. Leave the real world drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server waiting for you?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
New Chunks Explored:	732340	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

FoodComboDisaster – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment! Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous food combinations ever seen in the game. Picture this: a player trying to survive on a diet of raw fish and rotten flesh because they believe it gives them superpowers. Or how about a player who exclusively eats spider eyes and mushroom stew because they think it will turn them into a Minecraft superhero? Trust us, you won’t find this level of culinary chaos anywhere else. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BlockyNostalgia

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s and 2000s with pixelated graphics, retro music, and funky skins that will have you feeling like you’re living in a time warp. But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games inspired by your favorite childhood TV shows and movies, like a SpongeBob SquarePants themed parkour challenge and a Harry Potter themed potion brewing contest.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club hidden somewhere in the server where players can dance the night away to classic hits from the Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to lucky players who find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the glory days of the 90s and 2000s in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Emeralds Found:	8545	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BirdFluCrew

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so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff. like, you can build a castle and then blow it up with TNT, because why not? and there’s this one time, this player found a secret dungeon with a talking pig that gave out diamonds like candy. it was wild, man.

but the real reason you gotta join this server is because we have the best parties. like, every Friday night, we have a massive pixel art contest where the winner gets a real life unicorn. no joke. and if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself and have a dance off. it’s epic, bro.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover a secret dungeon with a talking pig.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨

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About Us
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects. Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.

Mods & Tweaks

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.

Application
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: Join our Discord Server. Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules. Step 2: Submit an application via our application link. Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview. Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist.

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What is the age requirement to join Club SMP?

A: The server is for players 18 years and older.

Q: How can I apply to join Club SMP?

A: To apply, you need to join their Discord server and follow the application process outlined on their website.

Q: What mods are included in the custom client modpack?

A: The modpack includes various server-sided optimization and quality of life mods, along with features like Simple Voice Chat, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Anti-Grief mods, and more.

Q: Where is the server located?

A: The server is located in San Jose, California, United States.

Q: How long does it take to get whitelisted after submitting an application?

A: Applicants may need to wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact them after submitting an application.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as kawaii as a fluffy unicorn riding a rainbow? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine, build, and slay creepers with the most adorable group of virtual idols you’ve ever seen!

Our server is home to Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira – each group filled with talented virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, Nene Amano, Lua Asuka, Namiji Freesia, and more! Watch them perform live concerts, cover your favorite songs, and even check out their exclusive merchandise that’s so cute it’ll make your heart explode!

But that’s not all – we’ve got kawaii friends like Prima, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, and more who are always up for some pixelated fun! And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride magical unicorns and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world so cute, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Joe Six Pack and The General Public’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Are you tired of being oppressed by the evil overlords of the Minecraft realm? Do you want to join a group of misfits and rebels who are ready to take down the tyrannical rulers with nothing but their wits and diamond swords? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we embark on wild adventures, build insane structures, and battle against the forces of evil. Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans, crazy pranks, and epic battles that will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most outrageous and hilarious community in the Minecraft universe. It’s time for Joe Six Pack and the general public to rise up and show those bastards who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9400
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ExStepChefCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets culinary chaos! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where step-siblings, ex-husbands, and special needs children collide in a battle of the taste buds.

Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?

But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Star Shards Collected:	295
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31