Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	187	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Towns Built:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Crops Grown:	3248

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	9974	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Farms Harvested:	565
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dragons Tamed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3830	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3988
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Divine Spears Created:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Animals Bred:	179	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.