Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9718
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Void Armor Forged: 14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Royal Courts Attended: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Servers

  • The Universe Network

    The Universe Network

    The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Epic Quests Completed: 19
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineSeed

    MineSeed

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 157
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Medieval Vanilla

    Medieval Vanilla

    A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Alien Abductions: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MINERAZE

    MINERAZE

    We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8538 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GladMC

    GladMC

    Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PrismaCraft

    PrismaCraft

    ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Mines Excavated: 3854 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FlashSMP

    FlashSMP

    Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Love Letters Sent: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TheYolos

    TheYolos

    A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Endless Legions Commanded: 11
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RexKraft

    RexKraft

    RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    New Chunks Explored: 75283 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Astral Amulets Crafted: 25

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blooh Network

    Blooh Network

    Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 408 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Alien Abductions: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HinokamiMC

    HinokamiMC

    HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
    Towns Built: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Animals Bred: 190 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GoldenLeaf

    GoldenLeaf

    GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCFriendly

    MCFriendly

    We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Discord

    Discord

    A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 25 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Runes Activated: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 160 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CaldasCraft

    CaldasCraft

    mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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