Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13
Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Magical Moments Shared: 15
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 51

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Servers

  • MasterCraft

    MasterCraft

    MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Magic Items Found: 3336 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Survivaldub

    Survivaldub

    Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Acorn

    Acorn

    Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Alien Abductions: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33
    Gods Slained: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Divine Scrolls Written: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DemocracyCraft

    DemocracyCraft

    DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Dimension Hops: 12 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

    MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 1782
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Harry’s Network

    Harry’s Network

    Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 New Chunks Explored: 804218
    Falling into the Void: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BiscuitSMP

    BiscuitSMP

    Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineFruit

    MineFruit

    Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Emeralds Found: 1363 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RLCraft by CraftersLand

    RLCraft by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hometown

    Hometown

    Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 422
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Zombie Dances: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GrimmRP

    GrimmRP

    Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 255 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 46
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SiphonMC

    SiphonMC

    Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Astral Amulets Crafted: 29
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • MCLabs

    MCLabs

    In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4587
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • ByCraft

    ByCraft

    Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

    · BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

    · Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

    · UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • hugeboxes

    hugeboxes

    Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Star Shards Collected: 143
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 36 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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