Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found: 10 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
Astral Projections Made: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
Royal Courts Attended: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Servers

  • Just Bucket

    Just Bucket

    Brand new Survival server!! JUST BUCKET – [SMP] [ECONOMY]

    Jobs, Economy, SMP, soon to be Creative sub server as well.. Come be a part of a growing community!Do you like Minecraft? Want to create awesome builds? Play with friendly people? Talk in the discord? All this while surviving nights and discovering new land? Then join us today, you wont regret it! Plugins: The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft, while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We offer GriefPrevention, Economy systems, jobs, and all the normal home, spawn, tpa and warp commands! Tired of mining and crafting? We’ve got alternatives for those looking for a change of pace: Player based economy, and player trading. Use chest shops to sell or buy while you’re online or offline, or trade directly with players while online. Finally, we have a friendly staff with multiple ranking systems and room to advance throughout the server and staff. Player, member, helper, moderator and higher.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 30
    Alien Abductions: 4 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • ThenzoSMP

    ThenzoSMP

    ThenzoSMPThenzoSMP is a server that strives to become the most unique survival server with the most enjoyable twists, like boss fights, jobs, battlepass, and a lot more!join today to find out every feature!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Mines Excavated: 1666 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • EstCraft

    EstCraft

    The EstCraft server is a SMP with a custom map. We have friendly staff and players. The server is mostly estonian, but english people are also welcome. We have plugins to make your experience better.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Skyland

    Skyland

    Hello and welcome to Skyland Minecraft! We are a server that focuses on world building with nations, cities and history on a Minecraft Java 1.18x-1.20x server that uses the Lands plugin.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Towns Built: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Reforged Network

    Reforged Network

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Omnablock Network

    Omnablock Network

    Omnablock is an in-development network with 2 unique gamemodes that are “Survival with a twist”…Gamemode #1 is called TextureLack: every possible texture in the game has been taken away! In this world you must figure out how to survive when every block, item, entity and more are the exact same shade of white (or dark grey if you choose the dark mode pack). How will you get ores? How will you build your base when the colours of blocks don’t matter anymore? How will you avoid falling into lava pools in the daytime when they’re the same colour as the ground?? Change your gameplay and find out how much you’ve been taking Minecraft’s textures for granted!PLEASE NOTE: In order to prevent players exploiting the texturepack restriction by using mods, you cannot play this gamemode with Forge. Vanilla is required.Gamemode #2 is called Slice Of Life: in this mode, the entire world splits into 10-block wide strips of land. It feels like normal Survival at first, but you quickly realise that certain structures and biomes will be harder to find, so it’s important to survive with what land you’ve been given. Everything you build needs to fit within your 10-block strip, whether it’s a crop farm, mob grinder, or your base. You’ll need to change how you live in this gamemode where your land is only as wide as a 4-tier beacon!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • The Honeycomb

    The Honeycomb

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Ores Mined: 2278 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Runes Activated: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Harlon City Server

    Harlon City Server

    A server with an ever-growing country, featuring opportunities within business, building and politics. Hop on the functional metro to your brand new apartment and start your career on the server. Seek employment at a company or start your own – or maybe give a shot at the financial sector and trade stocks. If you’re unhappy with the ways things are run – call on your elected politicians for change, or maybe even run for office yourself?Buy yourself a car, or if you prefer to relax whilst traveling, hop onboard public transportation! Play sports and other mini-games: among others we have an exclusive hockey game, only playable in Harlon!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 90 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Alien Abductions: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • SurvivalCraft

    SurvivalCraft

    SurvivalCraft has been around for a little more over a year now, and in that time we have created a friendly, community-driven server that welcomes all new players. Our staff-team is dedicated to make sure every player has a fun and fair playing experience. We can guarantee this by keeping the community relatively small, which in turn makes sure we are able to monitor what is going on at all times. At the moment we offer: – Survival – Skyblock – Minigames (Party Games, Bed Wars, Hide and Seek and Bomberman) We have a Discord server where we have channels for anything from memes to server suggestions. This ensures that players have a platform to have a say in the discussions. Griefing is not allowed on the server and we will roll it back for you without you having to deal with the hassle of claiming land. This allows for a great deal of freedom while building your builds! All your belongings are locked away from other players through LWC so you don’t have to worry about players stealing from you. A few of the plugins that give our server it’s unique characteristics are: CoreProtect, LWC, MCMMO and SilkSpawners. Some other features you might check in for are: vote crates, daily bonuses and the economy system. If you’re looking for a vanilla server with a bit of spice this is the server for you.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 28
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • The kismet

    The kismet

    Version: 1.7.10 Minecraft Modpack: FTB Infinity Evolved 3.1.0 – Kismet is a Happy Place! LGBT Friendly. Discrimination of ANY kind is not tolerated! – Kismet is a friendly, small community where you can decide to either play solo, play with friends, or decide to slightly enhance your experience by creating your own player shop where you can sell items to other players. – Plenty of quality of life improvements including, but not limited to: /tpa, /home, occasional events, and a claim protection system! Multiple homes, claim blocks accrue with time played, shops and economy. Now using Quickshop! – Our Website: http://kismet.enjin.com –

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 33
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • SkyFactory3 by CraftersLand

    SkyFactory3 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ SkyFactory3 Modpack by FTB ░░░░░░ This modpack can be found on FTB and Curse launchers! ░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in Datacenter on a Dedicated Server. > Online 24/7. > Protection and island creation with Grief Prevention system. > Economy – Auctions, Players Market and Server Shops. > Chance blocks. > Clans. > Crates and Rewards.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 24 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Farms Harvested: 219 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Aspiria Mc

    Aspiria Mc

    11 YEARS STRONG! Welcome to Aspiria — the best Survival server in the world! We create incredible Minecraft experiences unlike any other. Make friends and memories that will last. Every week, join us for unique events.* Survival No-Griefing server * Incredible Economy * Friendly and amazing community * Active discord server* Looking for new active staff – must meet requirementsJoin us now! IP: org.aspiriamc.com

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Ores Mined: 9275
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Dimension Hops: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Blurkit Network

    Blurkit Network

    The Blurkit Netowk community was born with the purpose of entertaining you and making you spend pleasant moments enjoying our servers.Come and make an appointment with us, we have a Network in Spanish and only for Premium players. We will wait for you..

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 34 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • isoVerse

    isoVerse

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 49
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Buildings Constructed: 22

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • mg network

    mg network

    Best Minecraft survival server 24/7 + Java/Pe/Br The Indian server and community join our discord server for giveaways Because I giveaways at my discord join now my ingame and discord name AGAMxD!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Endless Legions Commanded: 33
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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