Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
Astral Amulets Crafted: 34 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 3
Dimension Hops: 13 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

New Minecraft Servers

  • PlayChorus

    PlayChorus

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Elemental Crystals Collected: 45

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EagleMc

    EagleMc

    We are happy to welcome you! To our cracked/premium minecraft server! EagleMc, this server have an amazing minecraft and gaming community. Can’t wait to play? Join play.EagleMc.net now! we have the most famous games such as Bedwars, Survival, BoxPvP, Duels, PvP, KnockbackFFA, Counter-Strike, Parkour and much more You’re welcome to join our discord.gg/eaglemc We also support cross-play which means you can play with your friend at bedrock with the ip: bedrock.eaglemc.net port: 19132

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Undone Network

    Undone Network

    You’re bored? Join the Undone Network. Our Survival Custom features Mines, Keys, Dungeons, Custom Enchantments, and much more that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3085 Crops Grown: 2772
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Magic Items Found: 8522 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • McCities

    McCities

    Live the city life! You can decide to abide by the laws or try your luck living a life of crime. You can work your way up in real estate, build houses in the creative world, or start your own shop in the mall, among many other things.If you’d prefer to live dangerously, become a criminal and deal drugs, obtain illegal guns, kill your enemies, and order hits on rivals with the server’s bounty system. You’ll have to outsmart and outrun our police force though!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 42 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Towns Built: 8 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 163
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Crops Grown: 2626 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Neverending Story

    Neverending Story

    Neverending Story The server was created for players who love this game. That’s why I decided to make something unique and balanced, where every player can find everything they love about Minecraft. at the same time, based on many years of experience, we give it a special touch together.We focus primarily on quality games together with friends and family and at the same time on the safety of the player, property and the entire server for a satisfied community.There is classic Survival, with an almost endless map. A fully developed economy is available, supplemented by several special methods for obtaining rewards. The whole game mechanics of the game itself is changed to several different skill levels of all kinds. There are adapted monsters with corresponding difficulties than in the original game. There are ready-made spells that everyone will be very happy to try. There is a lot of fun prepared here that you will never get tired of and you have to discover the main charm of the entire server yourself :3The life stories of each of us unfold every day, let’s share them together and create one great one that will have no end. We are really looking forward to seeing you o/

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GamingCrafters

    GamingCrafters

    Welcome to GamingCraftersSurvival RPG with custom elements, skills and progress system, jobs.We hope to see you in the GamingCrafters community!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Treasure Maps Found: 15

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hufverse

    Hufverse

    ━━━━━ 「 ・ mιnecraghternuğ・ 」 ━━━━━Survival: A world where you can create your city (Towny) and/or create your personal protection. Complete missions to use Magic and obtain special items.Factions: Dominate the world and defend your base. You have advanced cannons to explode obsidian. 5-day PvP protection for all new players.Towers: An epic battle between the red and blue team to obtain 5 points. Build a bridge and reach the enemy, kill them all and avoid their arrows.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Mines Excavated: 1129
    Enchantments Applied: 92 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NorthCraft

    NorthCraft

    Whether you’re new to Minecraft, a seasoned player, adventurer, creator or just looking for a friendly, safe place to spend time, there is something for everyone on NorthCraft! From the moment you log on, you’ll find a clean, safe environment to explore, with a Starter Kit to help battle mobs, gather resources and create something great. We keep it basic and focus on vanilla gameplay, but for those who want more, we’ve got you covered. On NorthCraft, you’ll find XP Grinders, Shops, and MyPet companions, as well as economy, Lisa (our 24/7 Assistant) and numerous worlds and destinations which make our server, YOUR server – it’s the perfect place to play! And with progressive ranks, land protection and so much more, there’s no end to what you can do! Grab your shovel, and get on! Now featuring a Creative world, Skyblock, Trivia, Games, Reward Crates and more!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bavaria Craft

    Bavaria Craft

    We are a small community of friendly Minecraft players looking for fellow players! bavaria-craft.de The server principle is quickly explained (Survival+Freebuild). You join our server, choose a nice place, Set your home and farm items for your Minecraft world wonders 🙂 The ranks are determined based on community behavior or friendly demeanor Each player initially has the following rights: Here is the IP to your Minecraf server:bavaria-craft.deUnlock yourself by simply solving an easy puzzle.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Villages Defended: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8043 Magic Items Found: 2613
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Twisted Gaming Community

    Twisted Gaming Community

    Dive into Boundless Adventures – Your Ultimate Minecraft Oasis!Unleash the thrill of Minecraft like never before with our 100% FREE and forever open server! Our mission? Crafting an unparalleled community of passionate players, and guess what? No paywalls, no limits! We believe in absolute equality – no /donate commands here, and they’ll never see the light of day!Embark on your journey across our 4 thrilling servers: Lobby: The vibrant hub where your adventure begins! Survival (Paper): Immerse yourself in a dynamic world, ready for your exploration! Hardcore (Semi-Vanilla): Brace yourself for the ultimate challenge – survival at its rawest! Mini-Games (Coming Soon): Get ready for heart-pounding excitement and endless fun! Sky Block (Coming Soon): Elevate your gameplay to new heights in our upcoming sky-high experience!Behind the scenes, a dedicated individual harnesses the power of cutting-edge technology, ensuring all our servers run on the latest tech with ALL the RAM you could ever dream of! Join us now and be part of something extraordinary – where your Minecraft adventure knows no bounds! #BoundlessAdventures #MinecraftMagic

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3603
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Animals Bred: 130
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UGC-Gaming

    UGC-Gaming

    UGC Gaming, known as United Gaming Community is expanding into the world of Minecraft with its new server. Already a global, well stationed community in games such as Team Fortress 2, CS2 or CS 1.6 and widely known to all players. Join us, and the UGC community to expand your experiences and have an unforgettable time.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • One Piece Craft

    One Piece Craft

    One Piece CraftMinecraft Survival Multiplayer with RPG and PVE custom features connected to One Piece. This server runs an economy and rankup system connected to multiple worlds and adventures. We are waiting for you! Join us now and our Discord server!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LoreCraft

    LoreCraft

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Towns Built: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ClashPVP

    ClashPVP

    Who are we? ClashPVP is a new competitive PVP server!Games to play: ⇨ Junior Lifesteal ⇨ BoxPVP ⇨ Practice PVP And more gamemodes coming soon!(ClashPVP is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: clashpvp.net ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Alien Abductions: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 6378
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 4096
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OnyxMC

    OnyxMC

    Join our server community at: Discord: https://dsc.gg/onyxmc WhatsApp: https://wa.onyx-mc.my.id

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 176 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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