Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Gods Slained: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Mythical Relics Collected: 18

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

New Minecraft Servers

  • ForestSurvival

    ForestSurvival

    A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Farms Harvested: 411
    Emeralds Found: 5960 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 69 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Emerald Earth

    Emerald Earth

    Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2886

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Builders Forge

    Builders Forge

    Hello! We’re a new Minecraft community consisting of players from around the world coming together and building! We are excited to be your new go-to when you’re looking for a place to find your zen, talk to friends, and ultimately sharpen your building skills.Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, everyone is welcome to come on the server and build!Learn to build alongside experienced and longtime players of Minecraft. Whatever your build style is- realistic, modern, medieval, fantasy or anything in between, we’re sure to be able to accommodate you! We hope to see you around!– The Builder’s Forge Team

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • waffle&sonne minecraft

    waffle&sonne minecraft

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PlayUHC

    PlayUHC

    UHC = Ultra Hard Core: one life, no natural regeneration!PlayUHC is an established UHC server which launched in the summer of 2016, and our goal is to bring the best possible experience to all our players and UHC games to the whole community! We have a variety of UHC game modes and 50+ scenarios!For those that don’t want to play lengthy gamemodes, we also have a creative build server where you can chill with friends, and an UHC Free For All (FFA) Arena!Our staff team is always present, nice, and friendly! We have a /helpop and /report system: you will always get an answer from our staff about your questions!We frequently organise events and custom server builds for Content Creators (mostly Youtubers and Twitch streamers). We also host Reddit UHCs.Enjoy!Server Address: mc.playuhc.net Client versions accepted: Java Edition from 1.8 to 1.20.1

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3848 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 87
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixelmon Reforged

    Pixelmon Reforged

    Welcome to RC-Gamers Pixelmon network!IP: pixel.rc-gamers.com Reforged Version: 8.4.2 Discord: https://discord.gg/zjkHbuM Website: https://www.rc-gamers.com/Particle Pokemon | Unique Custom Plugins | Custom Currencies Catch Challenges | Unique Job Enchants | Seasonal Content RC-Word Scramble | Giveaways | Custom Built Gyms Friendly Community | Amazing Staff | Epic Events | PixelSkills Pixelmon Raids | Custom Textured Pixelmon | Pokebuilder ===================================================== EASY WAY TO INSTALL PIXELMON IN UNDER 5 MINUTES: Check out: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/rc-pixelmon.216226

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 32 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Underground Antics

    Underground Antics

    Underground AnticsAn established Australian-hosted Minecraft Server, started in 2012.Our website: www.undergroundantics.au Our Discord: www.undergroundantics.au/discord

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 230 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tico Anarchy Server

    Tico Anarchy Server

    This Server Is Created By Tico Group Full Anarchy Server Whit No Rules discord.gg/JyZhYBfFt2 Free For All No Pay2win

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 11
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Towns Built: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Juvelzone

    Juvelzone

    Juvelzone is a Minecraft Factions server from Denmark. It is running on version 1.20.4 and allows PvP. You should also be aware that this is a Danish server, not English. Anyway, if you’re looking for a new Factions server, Juvelzone may be an interesting one to check out.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Alien Abductions: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Enchantments Applied: 246

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DevilCraft Network

    DevilCraft Network

    Welcome to DevilCraft4: Your Minecraft RPG Destiny 24/7! Are you looking for the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Do you want a server that offers excitement, economy, and a friendly community? Then DevilCraft4 is the perfect place for you!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CoralCraft

    CoralCraft

    CoralCraft is a SMP server running Survival, Minigames, and more coming up! Join our server to explore more about us 😀

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FNaFSisterServer

    FNaFSisterServer

    Help us bring back the original FSS. join the discord and let us know if you would be interested in helping us setup the server and bring it back to its former glory!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Villages Defended: 10 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 98 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Emeralds Found: 3362

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • All Games – ATM8

    All Games – ATM8

    Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its an ATM8 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some ATM8 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Two Times A Charm

    Two Times A Charm

    Welcome – TwoTimesACharm Minecraft Server! Notes: Spawn Protection! Walk! Overworld and Nether: backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!) Server Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 98 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • iPocket Island

    iPocket Island

    Welcome to iPocket Island, where we’ve revived an Old School Factions server with a modern twist that takes you back to the good old days of Minecraft 1.5 in the Latest version of Minecraft. Get ready for an authentic factions PvP experience with all the classic features you love. From Vanilla God Sets to epic events like King of the Hill and challenging Boss fights, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Engage in thrilling PvP battles, raid enemy bases, Custom Fishing, Mining and grind for gold to secure your spot on the F top leaderboard. The best part? Our server is completely Non Pay To Win, ensuring a fair and balanced playing field for all. Join us today at mc.ipocketisland.net and relive the nostalgia!Java IP: mc.ipocketisland.net Bedrock IP: mc.ipocketisland.net Port: 19132 Store: store.ipocketisland.net Discord: https://discord.gg/Z5MyDQQech

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Crops Grown: 2092 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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