Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dimension Hops:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mines Excavated:	3909

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mines Excavated:	4527
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Emeralds Found:	9908
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6274	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	353	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Valkycraft

Survival

This is a survival custom server where you can find different types of biomes, many trades, custom mobs and skills with our texture pack that will improve your gameplay.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Dragon Eggs Found:	4009	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Trexy

MCMMO, Survival

What is trexy?A survival OP, with custom enchantments, skills, custom menus, warps, protections, custom objects, etc.Why should I join?There are millions of servers, this one may have some things that others don’t, if you want to play you can enter and enjoy, the staff is always willing to help you.¿Es pay to win?It is not pay to win, all the best is farmable and if you want to buy range or things for real money, it is cheap.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Cloudrealms

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Skyblock Adventures, where the sky is the limit and your creativity knows no bounds! Dive into the ultimate skyblock experience where you’ll embark on an epic journey to conquer challenges, build your own thriving island, and forge new friendships along the way.Features:Custom Skyblock Experience: Our server offers a unique and customized skyblock experience designed to provide endless entertainment and challenges for players of all skill levels.Island Creation: Start your adventure by creating your own island from scratch. Build towering structures, expansive farms, and intricate landscapes to make your island truly one-of-a-kind.Economy and Trading: Engage in a dynamic player-driven economy where you can buy, sell, and trade resources with other players. Build your wealth and expand your island empire through smart investments and shrewd trading strategies.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Rapid Skies

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

A new released standard Minecraft Skyblock server, Includes Minions, Crate keys, Mob coins, Spawners and more! Feel free to come and stop by to join us in this adventure! Server versions above. Now with £/$ 100 IS Top!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

AmaruGamma

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to AmaruGamma! A server in which we have a Towny Chill and a community that will welcome you with open arms, currently we already include Quests, Skills, Mobs and Custom Items and much more to come! We also have Bedrock compatibility! What are you waiting for? Join AmaruGamma! Host located in Chile Bedrock Compatibility IP JAVA: amarugamma.holy.gg IP BEDROCK: santiago2.holy.gg Puerto: 25565English: AmaruGamma is a Minecraft Towny server for players who speak Spanish. It also features quests, skills, mobs, and custom items, with much more yet to come! AmaruGamma is hosted in Chile, and its cross-play support makes it possible to join from both Java and Bedrock. Bedrock players can join the server using “santiago2.holy.gg” as the IP and “25565” as the port.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RoyaltMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

RoyaltMC is in an incredible phase!!Currently, the REVEX Server is active – 1.20+ The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each worldCome adventure with us!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Raspberryboat // Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Raspberryboat An unique 1.20 survival experience.Survival: An enhanced survival experience. – Land claiming – Leaderboards – Unique voting events – Custom currency – Quests – Tasks – Jobs – Skills – Pet shop – Cosmetics – Endless fun

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	301	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Star Shards Collected:	154	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Copper Valley MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Copper Valley MC, a small, adult-only survival server focused on providing a chill, stress-free experience after a long day of class or work. There are a couple plugins that alter game-play in a fun and fresh way. Mobs are leveled, so as you venture further from spawn, the more health and attack the mobs have. Protect your land with Towny, and forge alliances with neighboring towns. MCMMO provides a comprehensive skills system to level up your player. Create chest shops to sell your items and set a warp so others can visit. Tired of survival? Take a break in the skies on your very own Skyblock island!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Vindicterra

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Vindicterra – Unleash your Minecraft adventure on our Custom 1:300 Europe Map! Immerse yourself in a realm of unparalleled excitement with our one-of-a-kind features:Custom Factions Plugin: Forge alliances, wage epic battles, and conquer territories like never before! Our unique Factions experience adds a strategic layer to your gameplay, where power and diplomacy reign supreme.Custom Economy: Amass wealth, trade with fellow players, and dominate the economic landscape. Our tailored economy system brings a fresh twist to the game, offering endless possibilities for entrepreneurial minds.Custom Items: Discover a treasure trove of exclusive items meticulously crafted to enhance your Minecraft journey. From powerful weapons to awe-inspiring artifacts, each item is designed to elevate your gameplay to new heights.Custom Resource Pack: Immerse yourself in the beauty of our bespoke resource pack, tailored to complement the grandeur of our 1:300 Europe Map. Every detail is carefully designed to deliver a visually stunning and unique Minecraft experience.Server IP: play.vindicterra.net: Join the adventure now! Embark on a quest across the vast lands of Europe, where every decision you make shapes the course of your destiny. Unleash your creativity, build mighty fortresses, and engage in epic battles on Vindicterra!Don’t miss out! Join us at play.vindicterra.net for an unparalleled Minecraft journey filled with conquest, camaraderie, and customization. Vindicterra awaits – Claim your place in the grand tapestry of our custom-crafted world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Fantasy on Aincraft Online

Creative, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

What is FAO? FAO is a Minecraft server that takes inspiration from the iconic work “Sword Art Online”. In this exciting world, you will enter a universe full of challenges, missions and lasting friendships. With diverse gameplay, epic combat, and the opportunity to explore a vast world, FAO is the perfect place for SAO fans and Minecraft lovers.Staff Wanted: We are looking for new Staff members who are passionate about FAO. If you have the skills and dedication, you could join our team!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Void Gems Collected:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!