Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 334
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 14

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Ecaz MC

    Ecaz MC

    Our true single player mob spawn rates provide a place to build any farm you can dream up, and have it live up to its full potential. Love building? Join in on building huge community projects, or design some of your own to show off. If those aren’t your thing enjoy regular game play with a few Quality of Lifes extras. Or have fun with the optional add-ons of building skills and doing quests. It’s all up to you.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 54

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • DerCraft Network

    DerCraft Network

    DerCraft WarSMP – Next-Level Adventure Awaits! Lose a heart per death. Banned 2 weeks if hearts deplete; return with 3. Vote, play, earn hearts, and revive friends. Log in for exclusive daily rewards. Playtime and voting rewards to boost progress. Unlock keys, rewards, and treasures with our JourneyBook Discover unique items and become a master. Rent shops, engage in player-to-player trading. Epic land claiming, war declarations, and battles.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 77 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OceanBlock by CraftersLand

    OceanBlock  by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ocean.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utilities chunk claim > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB OceanBlock 1.16.5 Modpack

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • LegendsRPG

    LegendsRPG

    LegendsRPG is a lore-focused RPG server about skilling, exploring, completing quests, and progressing as far as you can! You play as the protagonist, who was once a lazy bum and is now trying to become a hero!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Crops Grown: 3445
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 61

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • AlanBeckerMC

    AlanBeckerMC

    The official Alan Becker Minecraft server! Come check out our newest gamemodes of Survival, Factions, Creative and so much more! AB Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/noogai89/videos

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • VoxCraft Network

    VoxCraft Network

    VoxCraft Network – 1.17.1We are a Latin American network focused on survival modalitiesWe have weekly updates and accept the most supported suggestions from our communityWe hope to see you enjoying our modalities.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Just Minecraft

    Just Minecraft

    At Just Minecraft our goal is to make the most classic Minecraft experience possible. To us this meant, no pressure to buy ranks, no pay-to-win and no unbalanced game mechanics. To ensure the best server possible, we focused on creating a 24/7 server, with a friendly community and 0 lag, so you can play whenever you want, wherever you want.The Just Minecraft Network currently includes:Just Creative: Just Creative includes ranks, world edit and plot minigames across a range of plots sizes. Our rank system is based on the number of blocks you’ve placed and time you’ve spent active on the server, allowing players to climb to the highest rank simply by playing! At each rank, you will recieve more World Edit permissions and bigger plots to make building easier and more spectacular.Our plots also have a unique minigame compatibility, allowing you to build your own minigame (including access to command blocks) and publish it to the server.Just Survival: Just Survival throws you into grief-free vanilla 1.16 Minecraft. The Survival rank system depends on time played, players killed and time survived, allowing you to reach the highest rank simply by surviving. As you rank up you will be awarded access to more perks, keeping the game fun.So join the JustMC community now and see what all the fuss is about!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Potions Brewed: 187 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineDOT

    MineDOT

    New survival server, with features of Towny.SERVER IP: MineDOT.org VERSION: 1.20 – 1.20.4Cracked and premium players can play

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ores Mined: 6604 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Buildings Constructed: 43 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SkyWars

    SkyWars

    The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Brutal Kingdoms

    Brutal Kingdoms

    Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 64

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Plasmodia

    Plasmodia

    Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Zombie Dances: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Emopia.se

    Emopia.se

    Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Villages Defended: 15 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Kragmc

    Kragmc

    This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 0 Magic Items Found: 4632
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Towns Built: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Divine Spears Created: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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