Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
Epic Quests Completed: 18 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Just Minecraft

    Just Minecraft

    At Just Minecraft our goal is to make the most classic Minecraft experience possible. To us this meant, no pressure to buy ranks, no pay-to-win and no unbalanced game mechanics. To ensure the best server possible, we focused on creating a 24/7 server, with a friendly community and 0 lag, so you can play whenever you want, wherever you want.The Just Minecraft Network currently includes:Just Creative: Just Creative includes ranks, world edit and plot minigames across a range of plots sizes. Our rank system is based on the number of blocks you’ve placed and time you’ve spent active on the server, allowing players to climb to the highest rank simply by playing! At each rank, you will recieve more World Edit permissions and bigger plots to make building easier and more spectacular.Our plots also have a unique minigame compatibility, allowing you to build your own minigame (including access to command blocks) and publish it to the server.Just Survival: Just Survival throws you into grief-free vanilla 1.16 Minecraft. The Survival rank system depends on time played, players killed and time survived, allowing you to reach the highest rank simply by surviving. As you rank up you will be awarded access to more perks, keeping the game fun.So join the JustMC community now and see what all the fuss is about!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8415 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineDOT

    MineDOT

    New survival server, with features of Towny.SERVER IP: MineDOT.org VERSION: 1.20 – 1.20.4Cracked and premium players can play

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 30
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SkyWars

    SkyWars

    The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Gods Slained: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Brutal Kingdoms

    Brutal Kingdoms

    Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 57
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Plasmodia

    Plasmodia

    Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Dimension Hops: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Emopia.se

    Emopia.se

    Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3796 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kragmc

    Kragmc

    This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 254 Falling into the Void: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Ores Mined: 7629 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 142 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Villages Defended: 10
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 24
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 9826

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PRIMAL

    PRIMAL

    PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Mines Excavated: 2070 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • VexedMC

    VexedMC

    VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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