Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	8570	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Towns Built:	8	Void Gems Collected:	36
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MEGA Planet

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	108683
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Star Shards Collected:	257
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Dragon Scales Harvested:	104

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Secret Passages Found:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Potions Brewed:	106
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchantments Applied:	68	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Mythical Quests Completed:	46

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Farms Harvested:	237	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3576	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Emeralds Found:	7093
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.