Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	729	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4782
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Crops Grown:	6944	Chimeras Created:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Crops Grown:	9249
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

UGC Community

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Magic Items Found:	3758	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Ready Moby

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Divine Spears Created:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pathis Orb

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	52	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4430	Buildings Constructed:	29
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
New Chunks Explored:	940492	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Star Shards Collected:	197	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Anomaly

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MEGA Planet

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	366195
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9590
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Villages Defended:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Crops Grown:	2061	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	163
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1565
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	368	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.