Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 174
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • PrimordialMC

    PrimordialMC

    PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3911 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Beacoland Survival

    Beacoland Survival

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 22
    Zombie Dances: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 83

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CubedMC

    CubedMC

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Buildings Constructed: 30
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • SkyMata

    SkyMata

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crops Grown: 5469 Gods Slained: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Buildings Constructed: 26 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Towns Built: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Cobbletwo

    Cobbletwo

    IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Towns Built: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • PoliticaMC

    PoliticaMC

    A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Alien Abductions: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Emeralds Found: 4074
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Royal Legacy

    Royal Legacy

    This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 164
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 47 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Hogwarts Network

    Hogwarts Network

    HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 260 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • MOOCRAFT

    MOOCRAFT

    IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

    – – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 88 Crops Grown: 3110
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • LavaCube

    LavaCube

    LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • ParadiseMC

    ParadiseMC

    SURVIVAL SEMIRPG – Features | Slimefun | Auctions | Dungeon Bosses | Ranks by time | Upgradable Spawners | Duels between players | Up to 9 classes to choose from | New custom mobs | Lots of RPG items | Daily missions and challenges | Server focused on PVE. | Custom Texture Pack | Boxes | Ability to create or join Guilds | Ranks by Time | Boss events with exclusive rewards! | Pets | Keys to boxes with incredible rewards | RPG

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    New Chunks Explored: 312194 Emeralds Found: 2382
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Noob-Friendly

    Noob-Friendly

    Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • SuperSMP

    SuperSMP

    welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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