Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	15

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5365	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Towns Built:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Dimension Hops:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Towns Built:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	308623
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Villages Defended:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	5716

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	3936
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Star Shards Collected:	297
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!