Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Middle School Oasis

    Middle School Oasis

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Runes Activated: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Minecraft Community Prison

    Minecraft Community Prison

    MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Void Gems Collected: 19
    Ores Mined: 7360 Endless Legions Commanded: 14
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Sky Kingdoms

    Sky Kingdoms

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Mines Excavated: 4388
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Animals Bred: 48
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • InfiniteMC

    InfiniteMC

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Astral Projections Made: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Warden City

    Warden City

    Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 115 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft> | Servidor Survival 1.20.x > | Servidor Survival 1.8.x > | 1.8 – 1.20 > | Economia Hard > | Team Vacancies > | Focus on PvP events (gladiator, killer, among others) > | MiniGames (minesweeper, sumo, pool, among others)

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • EnchantMC

    EnchantMC

    EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 87
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 10
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Buildings Constructed: 38

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • MinnesotaMC

    MinnesotaMC

    About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Citrus

    Citrus

    Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Minecraft.SI

    Minecraft.SI

    Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6639 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • KAIMUX.LT

    KAIMUX.LT

    KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 148 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • PvPCloud

    PvPCloud

    PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 32 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Hallowed Fantasy

    Hallowed Fantasy

    Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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