Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Gods Slained: 1
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • LoreCraft

    LoreCraft

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 102 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 23

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • ClashPVP

    ClashPVP

    Who are we? ClashPVP is a new competitive PVP server!Games to play: ⇨ Junior Lifesteal ⇨ BoxPVP ⇨ Practice PVP And more gamemodes coming soon!(ClashPVP is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: clashpvp.net ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Towns Built: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • OnyxMC

    OnyxMC

    Join our server community at: Discord: https://dsc.gg/onyxmc WhatsApp: https://wa.onyx-mc.my.id

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Buildings Constructed: 40 Emeralds Found: 7162

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • KeatsCraft

    KeatsCraft

    KeatsCraft SMP 1.20.2KeatsCraft is a well designed, small 24/7 survival multiplayer server with a close community.Plugins/Features: McMMO Lands PyroFishing PyroMining PyroFarmingHosted by KeatingAdder https://twitch.tv/keatingadder

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 27
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Naruto Origin

    Naruto Origin

    Naruto Origin**We release on the 28th of October! Join the Discord!**Minecraft Naruto 1.7.10 in it’s original state! For nostalgia and the infinite grind, we’ve got it for you!– Choose your own fate by deciding whether to join the Shinobi or Akatsuki – Also choose your village which brings it’s completely own storyline with it- Bosses from Easy to Hard – Get infinetly stronger since the Ninjutsu stat doesn’t have a limit and our bosses are happy to give out skillpoints! – Become the jinchuriki of a tailed beast in free2playTo join just download the Technic Launcher and search for “Naruto Origin”

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Farms Harvested: 559 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MC Evolved

    MC Evolved

    MC Evolved [1.19.4] [Survival Eco]

    Server IP: play.mcevolved.netABOUT US Welcome to MC Evolved, a brand new, feature rich server dedicated to creating a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for players of all kinds! What are you waiting for?! Connect now at: IP: play.mcevolved.net Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/YUTQNWhnZn

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • AS SMP

    AS SMP

    This is a small community semi-vanilla SMP for everyone to join! We currently do have a whitelist to avoid hackers and that sorts of people. So you need to join the Discord and type your In-game-username so we can whitelist you. We have /shop, /tpa, /home, claiming,…. PVP is enabled and is possible everywhere in the world. We would be glad to see you join our fun smp!Our Discord link: https://discord.gg/KDatnxxKYR If the link does not work for you, add Alexstreep#4020 on Discord.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Animals Bred: 111 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Prime Network

    Prime Network

    Welcome to Prime Network We are currently hosting Lobby,Survival (Whitelisted) and Skyblock Our network is based on new versions so you can only join with 1.19+ versionsGive us a chance and join today Server doesn’t require a PREMIUM ACCOUNT! If you need any help join our discord!DISCORD INVITE: http://discord.me/primenetwork

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 30

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • FreedomCraft

    FreedomCraft

    FreedomCraft aims to provide a positive experience defined by progression, community, competition, and player freedom. Players progress through a unique combination of leveling systems, unlocking bonuses and perks along the way. Players have consistent interaction with one another through events and handcrafted dungeons by our build team. Players compete for economic dominance and the power that this brings. All of these factors are ordered toward increasing player freedom, and the game is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of how many facets of the server they choose to participate in.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 97 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • EnviroCraft

    EnviroCraft

    EnviroCraft is a semi-vanilla survival server.The only plugins added are intended to prevent griefing and create the best experience for the user.Our forum: https://enviro.enjin.com/PvP is enabled, however there is no strong emphasis on participating or not. You can get a players head if you kill them (its a small chance but looting helps greatly).Our goal is to host a survival server, for a small community to enjoy with others. Everyone is welcome!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Ores Mined: 6102
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MxRox NetWork

    MxRox NetWork

    Welcome to the Minecraft server GTA (Guns), where players can experience an exciting combination of PVP and PVE gameplay. This server offers a range of game modes, including Hunger Games, Factions, and Mini-Games. With the addition of guns, the gameplay takes on a whole new level of intensity.The GTA server offers a unique and exciting twist on the traditional PVP experience. Players can participate in raids against powerful bosses, compete in Envoy events, and loot in-game chests for valuable rewards. They can also buy houses and apartments to serve as their base of operations and conquer the GTA by fighting other gangs.One of the most popular game modes on the GTA server is Hunger Games. In this game mode, players compete against each other to be the last ones standing. With guns added to the mix, the competition is even more intense. Players must scavenge for weapons and resources, build alliances, and fight to survive.The Factions game mode offers both PVP and PVE gameplay, as players must work together to build up their faction while also defending it from enemy factions. The addition of guns adds a new layer of strategy to this game mode, as players must balance offense and defense.The Mini-Games mode offers a variety of different games for players to enjoy, all with guns as the central theme. Whether you want to participate in a gunfighting competition or a game of capture the flag, there’s something for everyone in this game mode.For those who prefer a more vanilla experience, the server also offers Vanilla One Block, where players start with just one block and must expand and survive on their own. And for those who want a more traditional survival experience, there’s Vanilla SMP, where players must gather resources, build shelter, and survive against the elements.The server also offers a bounty system, where players can claim bounties on other players and hunt down their targets. Auctions are held regularly, where players can bid on valuable items and weapons. And supply drops add an element of unpredictability to the game, as players must compete to grab valuable supplies before they disappear.With its unique blend of PVP and PVE gameplay, the GTA server offers an exciting and challenging experience for Minecraft players. The addition of guns adds a whole new layer of strategy and intensity to the game, making it an unforgettable experience for those who dare to enter the world of GTA.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Paradise Chile Network

    Paradise Chile Network

    Hello! We are Paradise Chile Network, one of the only servers set up in Chile, you will have excellent latency if you are from Latam, we currently have 2 modalities, Survival-Protections and Skyblock! What are you waiting for to join?IP: play.paradisemc.clWe have Discord community:Discord: https://discord.gg/caGjYDAVbu

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Crops Grown: 2091
    Animals Bred: 135 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • FarSkyblock

    FarSkyblock

    FarSkyblock is server based around the different game-modes of Skyblock. Starting now with OneBlock we look to expand and improve our player engagement with tons of activities to keep them busy. We also look towards the F2P aspect to where anything you can donate for, you can pretty much obtain in game over time! Come check us out and join us in this currently expanding server!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Villages Defended: 9 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Emeralds Found: 3815
    Animals Bred: 28 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • SagaCraft Brazil

    SagaCraft Brazil

    Venture into mining, create alliances and compete for the prominent position as “The richest on the server”. Join us on this journey and discover a world to explore, fight, prosper and have fun! Get ready for an unparalleled survival experience.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Universal-Rebirth

    Universal-Rebirth

    Universal Rebirth Minecraft Network: Adventure and CommunityExperience our main mode, Citybuild, and exciting side modes like Bedwars on our constantly updated, stable server. New: Realistic Survival mode for an intense experience!We focus on collaborative development by integrating player opinions into our planning. Our friendly team promotes harmonious interactions and is always available to chat.Support social projects through active gaming or financial contributions – all proceeds go to social initiatives and server development.On our Discord you can find out the latest information, receive fast support and take part in event planning. We offer regular events with rewards such as items and in-game money.We have a zero tolerance policy towards bullying and discrimination and look forward to welcoming you to our server!Your Universal Rebirth Team

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY