Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	128	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

WorldCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Survival Server 1.20x Focused on Vanilla, but with plugins that improve players’ gameplay. Ranks We have VIPS Economy Pets Clans Wars Events And much more… Come play with us!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

LotusMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvE, Raiding, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mines Excavated:	3720
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Pride Central Smp

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our LGBTQIA+ inclusive and friendly Minecraft survival server, where everyone is welcome to join in on the fun! Our server is a safe and supportive space for players of all identities to come together and enjoy the wonderful world of Minecraft.We believe in celebrating diversity and promoting inclusivity, which is why we have created an environment where every player can express themselves freely. Whether you identify as lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, intersex, asexual, or any other identity, you’ll find a warm and accepting community here.But that’s not all – we’re all about having a blast too! Our server hosts a variety of exciting events that are sure to tickle your creative spirit. From building competitions that let your imagination run wild to art competitions that showcase your unique talents, there’s always something happening to keep you engaged.So whether you’re a master builder, an artistic genius, or just looking for a place to connect with like-minded folks, our LGBTQIA+ inclusive survival Minecraft server is the perfect place for you. Join us and be part of an incredible community where friendship, creativity, and acceptance reign supreme!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SageCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Are you tired of the same old p2W 1.8.9 faction experience? We have spent months working with Tequila-Spigot, the newest cannoning.jar that allows for 1.8 cannons on the newest versions of Minecraft. That’s right, this is not a 1.8 server. 𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟏.𝟐𝟎.2 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝟏.𝟖 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magic Items Found:	5757
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Farms Harvested:	348
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ShantyCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at play.shantycraft.com ShantyCraft is a new and welcoming survival server running on 1.20.4! We have a semi-vanilla style game play with a some extra features for a better experience. This includes a growing economy with player sign shops, warps, a player GUI shop, and land claims to prevent griefing. We encourage new players to take advantage of a great opportunity to set up base in a fresh world. Building things like shops and warps for other players to visit is encouraged. Redstone engineers and mob farms are welcome! Come check out our community today and get started! Our server was recently opened so there’s plenty of opportunity and land to explore in a fresh new world. Play Now at play.shantycraft.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SkittleMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to SkittleMC! We’re a Minecraft network running since 2017 with an unique community where you can express yourself freely in a non-toxic way. This is a place where all types of weirdness and creativity are accepted. Primarily focused on the roleplay, economy and survival genres.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Adventure Kingdom

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Adventure Kingdom is a minecraft server that wants to provide players with the best survival game experience. Based on the GriefPrevention plugin that protects your area from grief. In addition, there is also a mcMMO plugin that brings with the effort on the server some progress for the player. From other plugins: Jobs, RankUp system. SimpleClans… A lot of fun awaits you, so don’t wait and visit our server. :)IP: play.adventure-kingdom.org Discord: https://dsc.gg/adventure-kingdom

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

WildCraft

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

WyldCraft ServerSemi-Vanilla Survival Server! Features: Economy Custom Spawners Custom Enchants Lag-Free Community Friendly Staff Greif Prevention Resource World Voting

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4114	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

GamiFun Demon Slayer

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

MCMMO Roleplay modded server, that includes a bunch of loved mods, with a newly popular Kimetsu no Yaiba mod, that brings the Demon Slayer universe into Minecraft!Explore the world of GamiFun’s Demon Slayer, choose between becoming a Demon or Slayer, complete missions, become a Hashira or Twelve Kizuki, talk with people with a functional voice chat, gain money by participating in the server’s economy.The server includes famous places from the anime, like the Final Selection, Mugen Train, Entertainment District and more!Modpack: http://demonslayermodpack.gamifun.eu/ Discord: discord.gg/gamifun Website: https://www.demonslayerstore.gamifun.eu/

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dimension Hops:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

AuroEarth MC

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

AuroEarth MC is a towny geopolitical sandbox server for Minecraft. We offer a custom 1:500 scale earth world for towns and nations to prosper.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4463	Gods Slained:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

GRM Pixelmon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

How to Install / Join: https://grmpixelmon.enjin.com/installWelcome to GRM Pixelmon Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged This version of pixelmon runs on MINECRAFT 1.16.5! Modpack : https://reforged.gg/What do we offer GRM pixelmon was founded by a cat and cookies are the best. We offer a free rank, backpack and pokeheal for everyone. We have loads of custom content for our players like the Johto Region inspired by the pokemon games, Safari Zone, PokeHunt, Events, Daily Rewards and much more!Server Information IP Address: grmpixelmon.com Website: https://grmpixelmon.enjin.com/

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Iperios

Economy, Roleplay, Towny

Iperios[Semi-Vanilla]{Whitelist}{1.20.2}{Geopolitics}{Semi-rp}{Towny}{Dynmap}Iperios is a growing server that want to create a semi-rp and geopolitical atmosphere around the server.Plugins list: -Mcmmo -Essentials -Dynmap -Armorstandtools -Customheads -GriefPrevention -Harbor(Sleep plugin)Hope that you visit us and see you in Iperios! 🙂

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Enchantments Applied:	60	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TNTWcraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

A server based on vanilla survival with added protections. Head out of spawn and build almost anywhere you want and do just about anything else that you would want to.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MeepCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Towny | Skyblock | Parkour | COD Zombies | Creative | CommunityWe’ve spent the last 10 years crafting the Ultimate Economy Experience and certainly have a lot of history with our community. Make lifelong friends and meet new people, our staff are here to support you along the way! Our gamemodes are always being tweaked and updated, with chances to win custom items in our community events. With past players like PrestonPlayz, LittleLizardGaming, JeromeASF, IAmTheAttack and Notch. Yes… the Notch, you cannot go wrong.IP: MeepCraft.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	252315	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Just Bucket

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Brand new Survival server!! JUST BUCKET – [SMP] [ECONOMY]

Jobs, Economy, SMP, soon to be Creative sub server as well.. Come be a part of a growing community!Do you like Minecraft? Want to create awesome builds? Play with friendly people? Talk in the discord? All this while surviving nights and discovering new land? Then join us today, you wont regret it! Plugins: The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft, while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We offer GriefPrevention, Economy systems, jobs, and all the normal home, spawn, tpa and warp commands! Tired of mining and crafting? We’ve got alternatives for those looking for a change of pace: Player based economy, and player trading. Use chest shops to sell or buy while you’re online or offline, or trade directly with players while online. Finally, we have a friendly staff with multiple ranking systems and room to advance throughout the server and staff. Player, member, helper, moderator and higher.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4266	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!