Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Star Shards Collected:	143	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ores Mined:	4941
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mines Excavated:	4254	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Crops Grown:	8203
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Gods Slained:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Crops Grown:	1685
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	29
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ores Mined:	4022	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1285	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4003	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	194	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.