vSprawl | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MLM Guilt Trip Rage – AITA?

aita, Angry, autism, BETRAYAL, cheese grater, cooking show, demonstration, diabetes, expensive cookware, Grumpy, Guilt, guilt trip, HOURS, Invitation, MLM, neighbors, Polite, pots and pans, PRESSURE, RAGE, saturday, Surprise, trip, unreasonable, work

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6027
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into attending boring events by your neighbors? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, there are no cooking shows to be found! Instead, join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual cheese graters that won’t cost you $1k.

Picture this: instead of spending 3+ hours listening to sales pitches about pots and pans that supposedly cure autism and diabetes, you could be building a castle with your friends, riding pigs off cliffs, and battling creepers in a quest for virtual glory. Who needs expensive cookware when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?

So say goodbye to boring weekends and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, it’s way more fun than being stuck at a cooking show. Plus, we promise not to pressure you into buying anything…except maybe some virtual cookies for your in-game avatar. Join us now and let the madness begin!

NostalgiaCraft SMP – Missed Products

Beloved, bringback, cherished, Discontinued, Favorite, lament, longing, Memories, miss, Missed, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, obsolete, product, products, Reminiscing, sentimental, service, smp, vintage, wish, wistful, yearning

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1576
Star Shards Collected:	257	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

OMG guys, have you heard about this totally epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, the best thing ever? Like seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it.

So like, this server used to have this discontinued product that was like, the holy grail of Minecraft items. It was this magical diamond sword that could one-shot any mob in the game, even the Ender Dragon. But then, the server admins were like, “Nah fam, this is too OP” and they took it away. RIP to the legendary diamond sword, we will never forget you.

But don’t worry, there are still so many other reasons to join this server. Like, did I mention that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure? Yeah, you heard me right. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s real.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this server. Who knows what kind of insane shenanigans we’ll get up to next? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. See you there, fellow gamers! #minecraft4life #cheesedimensionftw 🧀🎮🔥

Crafting Catastrophe: The Price Hike

affordability, budgeting, catastrophe, cost of living, Crafting, economic hardship, expensive, financial burden, financial crisis, financial difficulties, financial stress, financial struggle, high prices, hike, inflation, living expenses, money management, Overpriced, price, price hikes, rising costs, Struggling, struggling to make ends meet, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2175
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Void Armor Forged:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where even a loaf of bread costs a diamond? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everything is hilariously overpriced! Want a wooden sword? That’ll be 10 emeralds and a stack of gold blocks, please. But don’t worry, because the economy is so messed up that you’ll be rolling in riches in no time!

Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of why everything is so darn expensive. Maybe the villagers are secretly hoarding all the diamonds, or perhaps a mischievous Enderman is behind it all. Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll have a blast trying to figure it out!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most ludicrous economy in all of Minecraft. Who needs logic and reason when you can have chaos and hilarity instead? Join now and start your journey to financial absurdity!

Putin’s Pleasure Palace

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Palace, pleasing, Pleasure, Politics, president, putin, Putins, russia, Statements, Ukraine, united states, US, Vladimir Putin, volodymyr zelenskyy, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	6

so, like, u kno how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time? well, dis server is da place 4 u! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers tellin jokes!

join us if u wanna see a diamond armor-wearin chicken takin on the ender dragon. or maybe u wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies.

we even have a secret underground club where u can party with herobrine and the wither. trust me, u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else.

so come on, what r u waitin for? join us and let’s make some minecraft magic happen!

Blaze Quest 1.20.6

1.20.6, Blaze, emergency response, fire deaths, Fire department, fire emergency preparedness, fire fatalities, fire incident response, fire prevention, fire prevention measures, fire protection, fire rescue, fire safety education, fire safety protocols, fire safety training, Firefighters, firefighting procedures, firefighting techniques, first responders, Quest, Safety, smoke inhalation, smoke inhalation risks

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4776
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of worrying about fire deaths and smoke inhalation, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing burning is your desire to build epic structures and mine for diamonds!

Forget about the real world and escape to a place where the only flames you’ll see are from your lava-filled moat surrounding your castle.

Join us for a fiery good time and leave those worries about loved ones dying in a horrible fiery death at the door. Let’s craft and laugh together, because life is too short to be stressing about fire safety. Let’s get building!

MudPackMishapCraft

Backpack, cleanliness, Curious, Etiquette, Hiking, horsebackriding, Hotel, hotel staff, laundry facilities, less developed country, Mascara, Mild, Muddy, MudPackMishapCraft, Obnoxious, rinsing, Standard, travel, washcloth, white towels

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6670
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the crispiest white blocks you’ve ever seen! Just like those pristine hotel towels, our server is the epitome of cleanliness and luxury.

Join us for some hiking and horseback riding adventures in the middle of nowhere, where you can wipe down your dirty backpack with virtual washcloths without any judgment! Our laundry facilities are top-notch, even in this less developed Minecraft country.

But beware, if you leave a dirty towel lying around, our virtual hotel staff might just come after you with a vengeance. So come on in and experience the thrill of cleaning up your pixelated messes in style. Just remember, mud isn’t the same as mascara in Minecraft, but it’s still a pain to watch someone make a mess. So join our server and show off your cleaning skills in the most outrageous way possible!

QuitSmoke4Years – Minecraft SMP

coping strategies, cravings, determination, Ex-smokers, habit breaking, healthy living, inspiration, lifestyle change, long term, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, nicotine addiction, perseverance, physical health, QuitSmoke4Years, self-care, smoke free, smp, success stories, successful quit, support system, Willpower, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8819
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ores Mined:	2158
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Emeralds Found:	7974	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Animals Bred:	121	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! So like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where all the players are ex-smokers who quit puffin’ on them cancer sticks and now they’re livin’ their best smoke-free lives in the virtual world.

Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by a bunch of badass ex-smokers who kicked the habit and are now kickin’ butt in Minecraft. We got crazy stories like Steve who quit smoking by eating nothing but raw broccoli for a month straight, or Sarah who quit by skydiving into a volcano and emerging reborn like a phoenix.

So if you wanna join a server where the only thing we’re smokin’ is creepers and the only addiction we have is to building epic structures, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. And who knows, maybe you’ll find the secret to quitting smoking in the world of blocks and pixels. Stay lit, my dudes!

CelebVillainCraft

Celebrity, CelebVillainCraft, controversial, dark side, Deceit, deceitful, deceitful behavior, deceitful celebrity, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing behavior, dishonest, gossip, hidden personality, IMMORAL, negative traits, Rumors, scandal, secret behavior, Shocking.., terrible person, Unethical

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Magic Items Found:	7808	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot! But shh, don’t tell anyone or else the celebrity who secretly runs our server will ban you for life.

Speaking of celebrities, did you know that Justin Bieber is actually a griefer on our server? That’s right, he loves to troll unsuspecting players by blowing up their creations with TNT. But don’t worry, our admin team is always on the lookout for his shenanigans and will ban him faster than you can say “Baby, baby, baby, ohhh!”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover more celebrity secrets along the way!

Tubix server minecraft

Anarchy, couple, Minecraft, resolution, rules, Tubix server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Ores Mined:	5610
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Emeralds Found:	9493

Full anarchy server without the rules of the resolution of the couple

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Modern Classic Prison

activities, airdrops, B Ward, bedrock, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, Discord, Fishing, Guards, Ip:, Koth, MODERN, non-p2w, PORT, Prison, Progression, PvP, PVP Events, Quests, Version, WarZone Mine

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features:

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system. PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards. Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators. Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression: -Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage. -Quests: NPCs help players progress faster. -Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops. -Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward. -Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge. -So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord: Website: https://dnmc.net Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB FryBry Made A Showcase: https://youtu.be/Kd2dl3JR9lU

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players.
How can I participate in PvP events?	You can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Are there special activities for progression?	Yes, you can grow drugs, farm gems, complete quests, sell special items in the commissary, and more.
When will guards be added to the server?	Guards are coming soon to add another layer of challenge to the gameplay.

Frozen Delight Realms 1.20

#dare, BIZARRE, bizarre request, challenge, DELIGHT, dessert, Disgusting, Food, friendship, frozen, gross, ice cream, odd, odd request, puke, Realms, stomach-turning, strange, strange request, UNUSUAL, unusual request, vomit, weird

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Magic Items Found:	4053	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Animals Bred:	115

Yo, bro, do you wanna join this Minecraft server where we can eat ice cream together and then puke in each other’s faces? It’s like a wild party every day, but in blocky pixel form! Join us for some crazy shenanigans and non-stop fun! Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventures ever! Let’s get weird together, dude!

VacationPayback Minecraft Server

breach of contract, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, coworker dispute, drunk behavior, embarrassing behavior, ethical dilemma, financial disagreement, financial responsibility, legal action, legal recourse, Minecraft, moral responsibility, non-refundable tickets, passive aggressive behavior, payment dispute, repayment agreement, Server, small claims court, small claims process, vacation agreement, vacation cost, VacationPayback

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6166
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1567
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild ride of dealing with a coworker who turns a vacation into a soap opera.

Imagine this: you’re just trying to enjoy some block-building fun when suddenly, a player named Mary joins the server. But watch out, because she’s not your average player – she’s here to cause chaos! Get ready for drunken confessions, love triangles, and vomit-covered floors. Can you survive the drama and come out on top?

And that’s not all – join our server and you might even find yourself in a small claims court battle over virtual tickets worth $1000! Who needs PvP battles when you can take on Mary in a legal showdown? Will justice be served, or will the drama never end?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, join us now! Just remember, things may get a little messy (literally and figuratively).

NoteCraftLove

Argument, Calendar, Chores, coffee, Communication, Distracted, flaws, Gifts, heavy sleeper, important, Marriage, newborn, NoteCraftLove, phone notes, relationships, Remembering, Spouse, Tasks, Understanding, wired differently

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Emeralds Found:	9483	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of remembering important things? Look no further! Join our server and never forget to mine diamonds for your virtual spouse again!

Our server is perfect for those who need a little reminder now and then. Just like how you take notes on your phone to remember your wife’s favorite things, you can take notes in-game to remember where you left your enchanted pickaxe!

Don’t worry about being called out for forgetting to craft a diamond sword for your virtual partner – we understand that sometimes our brains are just wired differently. And hey, if you get distracted easily while mining, we’ve got plenty of tasks to keep you on track!

So come join us on the most understanding Minecraft server out there. Because in this world, forgetting to feed your virtual animals won’t lead to a huge argument – just some playful banter and maybe a reminder to set an alarm next time!

EduGoneWhoMinecraftSMP

abolished, administration, curriculum, Department of Education, Education Department, education system, educational standards, EduGoneWhoMinecraftSMP, federal government, funding, Government, homeschooling, policy, private schools, public education, REFORM, Replacement, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, US

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Runes Activated:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Animals Bred:	119
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	7437	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This epic Minecraft SMP is like no other, it’s like a rainbow exploded and turned into a server!

Join us for some epic adventures and shenanigans as we explore the vast world of Minecraft together. We have custom plugins that make pigs fly and chickens shoot lasers out of their eyes. Trust me, it’s totally legit!

And get this, if you join our server, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a real-life diamond sword! Yeah, you heard me right, a DIAMOND SWORD. Who needs a Department of Education when you can have a diamond sword, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin! Just remember, don’t feed the creepers after midnight. Trust me, you don’t want to know what happens…

CraftyDateFails

arrogance, bad attitude, bad breath, bad manners, closed-mindedness, CraftyDateFails, DATING, deal breakers, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, insensitivity, lack of chemistry, lack of humor, lack of hygiene, Negativity, poor communication, relationships, rudeness, self-centeredness, turn-offs

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2666
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Farms Harvested:	422
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mines Excavated:	4087
Alien Abductions:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Are you tired of boring dates where your crush talks about their pet rock for hours on end? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate date spot for all you single players out there! Join us for a chance to find love in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a mysterious player appears and offers you a virtual bouquet of roses. Sparks fly as you both embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon together. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server like ours?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Take on other players in intense combat and show them who’s boss with your expert crafting skills. Who needs a boring dinner date when you can show off your diamond sword skills instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the love (and chaos) begin!

Players:	98/200	Votes:	6401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	2482
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19