VoxReturns LOLcraft: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!

Adventure, back, blocky, COMEBACK, Energetic, enthusiastic, EXCITEMENT, fashion, fresh start, LolCraft, MODERN, new outfit, reinvention, rejuvenated, Renewed, RETURN, REVIVED, style update, transformation, trendy, Ultimate, update, vox, VoxReturns

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7428
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because Vox is back and she’s rocking a brand new outfit that will blow your mind! Join our server for a chance to witness Vox’s fabulous new look and maybe even get some fashion tips from her.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Will you be able to outbuild the Blocktopus and earn its respect?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become besties with Vox and the Blocktopus!

BlockyBedBangersGoneWild

BlockyBedBangersGoneWild, Boundaries, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Disrespect, guest etiquette, Hosting, House Party, house rules, kicking out, kicking out guests, new years, Party, party behavior, party etiquette, party rules, sex in bed, unwanted guests, violence

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ores Mined:	8767
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t find naked strangers on your bed during a party? Look no further than our server! We promise no surprise guests getting frisky in your room and definitely no laptop throwing or plant knocking over. Join us for a wild and respectful time where the only thing getting dirty is the dirt in the game! Plus, we have zero tolerance for any players trying to sneak back into the party uninvited – we’ll escort them out faster than you can say “Creeper!” So come join us for a drama-free, fun-filled Minecraft experience like no other!

SyriaCraft: UNrestored Territory

Ceasefire, civil war, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international law, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, peace agreement, Peacekeeping, political stability, restoration, security council, special envoy, Syria, SyriaCraft, territorial integrity, Territory, UN, united nations, UNrestored

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8814
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

come join our epic minecraft server where we restore syria’s territorial integrity one block at a time! with the UN special envoy leading the way, we are on a mission to build the biggest and baddest structures in all of minecraft land.

we have crazy events like “build a peace treaty” where players have to negotiate with each other using only emojis and “battle for the border” where we fight off creepers trying to invade our land.

join us and be part of the most epic quest in minecraft history! who knew saving syria could be so much fun?

dickcraft server Minecraft

admins, beautiful spawn, DickCraft, emotions, free donation dupe, Helpers, Minecraft, Naruto, op, Playing, Rtp, Server, top server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

top server, looking for admins and helpers, beautiful spawn, free donation dupe, rtp, naruto, op! go to dickcraft and get a lot of emotions from playing it! We are looking forward to it!

darfie.aternos.me

Echo-Isles

advanced quality of life, brand new players, custom generated, Donate, EchoIsles, Engaging, Kit PvP, loot crates, new players, Other, player community, pvp ban, pvp features, Resource World, server address, Server Rules, setting homes, strong community, Support, Teleporting, unique gameplay, Welcoming Community

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Potions Brewed:	116	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Echo-Isles Server Overview:

Server Name	Echo-Isles
Start Date	10/31/2024
Features	– SMP gameplay– Setting homes– Teleporting– Economy– MCMMO– Quality of life plugins
Pay to Win	No
Donation Benefits	Advanced quality of life features
Community	Welcoming and strong
PvP Features	Custom-generated resource world, loot crates, Kit PvP

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How can I join the Echo-Isles server?

You can join by entering the server address: Echo-Isles.com

2. What features does the Echo-Isles server offer?

The server features SMP gameplay, setting homes, teleporting, an economy, MCMMO, and quality of life plugins.

3. Is the Echo-Isles server pay to win?

No, the server is not pay to win. However, donations for advanced quality of life features are accepted.

4. What is the community like on the Echo-Isles server?

The community is welcoming and strong, always willing to engage with new players.

5. Are there PvP features on the Echo-Isles server?

Yes, the server encourages PvP in the custom-generated resource world with loot crates spawning about every hour. Kit PvP is also available to the public.

Ethereal Skylands 1.21

ceres fauna, Ethereal, Graduated 2025, no fanfare, Skylands, Thread, uuuuuuu

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9377
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Crops Grown:	1417	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is lit AF! We got crazy builds that will make your brain explode with creativity, like seriously, it’s like Picasso on steroids. And the mobs? Oh man, don’t even get me started! We got creepers doing the cha-cha slide and skeletons breakdancing like it’s the 80s. It’s a total party up in here! Plus, the community is so welcoming, it’s like a warm hug from a fluffy unicorn. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some epic memories together!

ToddlerTripper Minecraft Server

bystander intervention, bystander responsibility, child behavior, child development, child discipline, child safety, communication skills, community involvement, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, family dynamics, gymnastics competition, intentional tripping, Minecraft, Moral values, older boys, parenting, parenting advice, Parenting styles, Server, social responsibility, toddler safety, ToddlerTripper

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9881
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks – we build character! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy encounters.

Imagine stumbling upon a group of mischievous players trying to trip up innocent toddlers in the virtual world. But fear not, for our hero (you!) steps in to save the day and teach those troublemakers a lesson. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

And just like in real life, sometimes you’ll have to face off against angry moms who don’t appreciate your heroic deeds. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? So come on over and show off your bravery and quick thinking skills in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of wild encounters await you next!

CheesyRollUpClash

Boundaries, boyfriend girlfriend, cheesy roll-up, CheesyRollUpClash, Communication, communication in relationships, food etiquette, food preferences, Honesty, honesty in relationships, honesty vs. lying, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenarios, love, relationship dynamics, relationships, Respect, sharing food, sharing food with partner, taco bell

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

So picture this: you’re on your way back from Taco Bell, eagerly anticipating your cheesy roll-up. But wait, your girlfriend hits you with the ultimate hypothetical question: “Would you be mad if I ate your cheesy roll-up?” And you, being the cheese-loving warrior that you are, respond with a resounding “Yes.”

Now, this may seem like a simple question, but let me tell you, the drama that ensued was next level. She was all like, “Really, over a cheesy roll-up?” And you were just like, “Um, yeah, it’s MY cheesy roll-up, thank you very much.”

But fear not, my friend, for there is a place where cheesy roll-ups are abundant and drama-free. Join our Minecraft server and indulge in all the cheesy goodness you desire. No hypothetical questions about snack theft, just pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, we have a secret cheesy roll-up crafting recipe that will blow your mind. So come on over and let’s roll-up to victory together!

CartoonCrafters

80s Cartoons, 90s cartoons, American television, animated classics, animated series, animated television, cartoon characters, CartoonCrafters, childhood nostalgia, childhood TV shows, classic cartoons, kids television, retro cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons experience, Saturday Morning Entertainment, Saturday Morning Memories, Saturday morning routine, Saturday morning tradition, television programming, vintage cartoons

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	863	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Towns Built:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Remember waking up early on Saturday mornings, grabbing a big bowl of sugary cereal, and plopping down in front of the TV to watch some epic cartoons? Well, imagine that same feeling, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like a virtual Saturday morning cartoon extravaganza, with wacky characters, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers break out into dance parties. Build your own cartoon-inspired creations, team up with other players to defeat evil villains, and embark on quests that will have you laughing out loud.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pancake Palace, where you can feast on stacks of delicious pancakes while watching the sunrise. And rumor has it that buried deep within our world is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your Saturday mornings watching boring old TV when you could be living out your own cartoon adventures in Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Abyss SMP

abyss, Boundaries, bullying, Community, Discord, exploit, Friendly, Friends, glitch, Griefing, lag reduction, laid back, Mods, nether roof, Play, PvP, quality of life, Respect, rules, Small, smp, stealing, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9764
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Server Name	Minecraft SMP Server
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

Overview

Are you looking for a small, laid-back community where you can make friends and play some Minecraft? Our SMP is almost fully vanilla, with just a few mods to lower lag and enhance quality of life. Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining our Discord!

Rules

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Q&A

Are there whitelist confirmations? Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.

How long does it take to get whitelisted? I do all the whitelisting myself, so it can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted.

Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet? Quite a few people have joined the server without filling the entry form. You will not be whitelisted if you don’t do it, so make sure you complete it!

How big is the server? The server has a fairly small community, but I’m trying to get it larger and more active!

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

MysticCraft Land 1.21.1

1.21.1, Buying, consumer culture, consumerism, impulse buy, instant gratification, Land, materialism, must have, MysticCraft, purchasing, retail addiction, retail indulgence, retail therapy, Shopaholic, shopping addiction, shopping obsession, shopping spree, shopping therapy, spending spree, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ores Mined:	6475
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the blocky world!

We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode into confetti!

Explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure chests containing rare items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes and enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

But beware, because our friendly NPCs might turn into bloodthirsty zombies at any moment and start chasing you around the map!

So come on, join us if you dare and see if you can survive the insanity of our wacky Minecraft server!

PixelPeelerz

bachelor party, bathroom, Bikini, costume, cute idea, disagreement, Drunk, exotic dancer, huge deal, inappropriate, jokey, Monique, Pictures, PixelPeelerz, pizza delivery girl, silly, strip tease, stupid, trenchcoat, Upset, Wives

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	953
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old bachelor parties with the same old strippers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for some wild and wacky fun!

Join us for a virtual bachelor party like no other, where you can dress up as a pizza delivery girl, do a hilarious strip dance, and even have some alone time in the bathroom with your fiancé. Who needs exotic dancers when you can have a jokey version of a striptease with your significant other?

But beware, some of the wives on the server may not approve of your bikini choice or your bathroom antics. But hey, who cares when you’re having a blast on our server, right?

So come on down to our Minecraft server for a bachelor party experience you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget, depending on how wild things get)!

CraftyFact Checkerz

Ability, Accuracy, accurate headlines, ai, chatgpt, Checkerz, CraftyFact, decreased trust, dubious ones, fact-checks, false, headlines, Human, improved, increased belief, Misinformation, reduce trust, Reliability, study, Tell, True, true headlines

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Magic Items Found:	3092	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Star Shards Collected:	96	Meteorites Collected:	4

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. You gotta join cuz, like, ChatGPT fact-checks are, like, so last season. We don’t need no AI telling us what’s true and what’s false, we got our own crazy minds for that. Plus, like, if you join, you’ll get superpowers in the game. I heard this one dude joined and suddenly he could fly in real life. True story, bro. So, like, come join us and let’s have a blast together, cuz this server is where all the cool kids hang out.

CivCraft: A Civilization Server

Anarchy, bedrock, Biomes, civcraft, Civilization, discord server, Google form, ISLAND, java, Leveledmobs, Map, MCMMO, Minecraft, NotBounties, one life, Plugins, Quests, Realistic Seasons, Resources, Roleplay, Server, Whitelisted

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mines Excavated:	2971
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Server Name	CivCraft Season 4.0
Inspiration	Civilization Videos
Biomes	Dark Forest, Jungle, Mesa, Taiga
Server Activity	3 hours a day
Map Size	7500 by 7500
Unique Feature	One life per player
Plugins	Realistic Seasons, McMMO, LeveledMobs, NotBounties, Quests
Platforms	Java, Bedrock
Whitelisted	Yes

FAQs

How do I join the server?

The server is whitelisted, so you need to join the Discord server and fill out a Google Form to get whitelisted.

What is the main objective of the server?

The main objective is to work together with other players to build a civilization on one of the unique biomes available on the islands.

Is there a time limit for gameplay?

Yes, the server is active for three hours a day.

What happens if I die in-game?

You only have one life in this server, so if you die, you will have to strategize and act smart in your next playthrough.

Are there any special features on the map?

Yes, the map is custom and hides secrets and places to build your civilization.

Can I play on any platform?

Yes, you can play on Java or Bedrock, whichever works best for you.

What plugins are used on the server?

Plugins such as Realistic Seasons, McMMO, LeveledMobs, NotBounties, and Quests are used to enhance the Vanilla Experience.

Future Vision Server 1.21.2

#youtube, 1.21.2, 2025, arrest Bibi, Canada, Canadian hillbillies, christmas, deportation, Future, immigration, Israel, Jeet Deportation Operation, jewry, logical option, Merry Christmas, net zero, opposition, pickup trucks, politician, Server, Smile, trudeau, Video, vision

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	8538	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where the only politician is a total savage who’s all about arresting Bibi if he even steps foot in Canada. And get this, they’re all about reducing immigration to NET FUCKING ZERO and starting a Mass Jeet Deportation Operation in 2025. Plus, they keep a smile on their face despite all the Canadian hillbillies in pickup trucks begging to die for Israel. Oh, and did I mention they’re the only one who says MERRY CHRISTMAS on Christmas? Like, bruh, this server is the only logical option, you gotta join now before it’s too late! 🤣🎄🔥

DinnerCraft: No Food for You

age, aita, anger, Communication, Cooking, Dinner, dinnercraft, feeling, Food, housework, husband, leftovers, Meal, new year’s eve, part-time work, Petty, prime rib, Rude, stroganoff, taco bell, take out, WIBTA

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6228
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like this husband did with the prime rib? Look no further! Our server is like a delicious prime rib stroganoff – always satisfying and never disappointing.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. Plus, unlike this husband, our server won’t ditch you for Taco Bell at the last minute.

So come on over and experience the ultimate Minecraft experience. Who needs prime rib when you have a server this awesome? Join now and leave those dinner-ditching antics behind!