VoxelTown | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘what happens here’ Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons why:

– Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

– We have a magical forest where the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Who needs a pickaxe when you can just shake a tree and get rich?

– Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit filled with chickens wearing armor. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most intense battle you’ll ever witness.

– We have a hidden village where the villagers ride around on pigs instead of walking. It’s like a piggy parade every day!

– And last but not least, we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Yes, you heard that right. Cake houses, cake trees, even cake mobs. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crafty Creepers and HoloID Fanatics – Join Now!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone speaks in a language you don’t understand? Well, fear not because our server has the rare and elusive feature of English-speaking players! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious banter, epic adventures, and maybe even a few British accents thrown in for good measure. Who knows, you might even learn some new slang words to impress your friends with! So why settle for a server where you can’t understand a word anyone is saying when you can join ours and have a jolly good time? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood Friends

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that just don’t quite hit the mark? Look no further, because our server is a perfect 10/10 in every way! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing that it will make you forget about all those other games that didn’t quite make the cut for you. Once you join, you won’t be able to tear yourself away!

2. We have the most epic builds and crazy adventures that will blow your mind. From towering castles to underwater cities, our server has it all.

3. Our community is the best around, full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you laughing all day long. You’ll never want to leave once you start chatting with our wacky crew.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft world like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BlockRockinBeats: Where Creeper Jams and Endermen Dance! 🎵

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs are here to party and they want you to join in on the fun! But be careful, they may challenge you to a dance-off for some epic loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a game of tic-tac-toe, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots lasers. Yes, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

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Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1718	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Alien Abductions:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Modtastic Minecraft Madness – Because Vanilla is Overrated!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft with its basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so jam-packed with mods that your head will spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush. We’ve got mods that turn all the pigs into flying unicorns, mods that make every block explode when you touch it, and even a mod that turns the Ender Dragon into a friendly kitten that just wants to cuddle. Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before – just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those exploding blocks)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafty Faggots: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – No WWIII Here!

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Are you tired of worrying about WWIII and constantly checking the news for updates on potential nuclear war? Well, worry no more because our Minecraft server offers a safe haven from all the chaos and destruction of the real world!

Join us and escape to a world where the only explosions you’ll hear are from creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)! Our server is so peaceful that even J.Lo’s love life drama can’t touch us. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we’ll have your back during any zombie apocalypse that may come our way.

So come on, leave the worries of the real world behind and join our server for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun! Who needs WWIII when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	61	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafty AF: Making Online Friends Since ’09

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Are you tired of joining boring, toxic Discord servers full of normies, egirls, and fags? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and chaos. Our server is filled with hilarious antics, outrageous stories, and a community of true gamers who are asocial, autistic, and ready to make some real connections. Say goodbye to the boring internet and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and experience the true meaning of online friendship – or just have a good laugh at the craziness that ensues. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	1088
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Blocky Booty Adventures: ‘One Piece’ Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the ultimate Akuma no mi thread that will blow your mind! Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t challenge your intellect? Well, look no further because on our server, we are diving deep into the origins of Devil Fruits.

Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of Devil Fruits that have baffled players for years. Is it possible that Devil Fruits were actually created by ancient aliens who visited Minecraft world? Or maybe they were a gift from a magical unicorn who wanted to spice up the gameplay?

Whatever your theory may be, come join us on our server and let’s put an end to this debate once and for all. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate Devil Fruit that will give you superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SmellCraft: Where Even the Creeper’s Farts are Legendary

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the smell of that creeper’s asshole! Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch your head!), and the zombies do the Thriller dance on Tuesday nights.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Blocky Booty Bounce

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Whorenene! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. This land was known as Whorenene, where the sun always shines and the creepers dance to dubstep. Join our server and you too can experience the wonders of Whorenene!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!

So what are you waiting for? Join Whorenene today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Blocky Blunders: ‘Kill me’ Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. But be warned, our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep), then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a spare pair of diamond armor, because things are about to get epic!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Emeralds Found:	7196
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafting with Captain America’s Navy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got you covered! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

AwkwardCraft: Where you can mine diamonds but can’t talk to your crush!

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Are you tired of feeling like a socially awkward penguin around your crush? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can woo your crush with your epic building skills instead! Who needs words when you can impress them with a massive castle or a pixel art portrait of their face? Join us and turn your awkwardness into awesomeness! Plus, if things don’t work out, you can always drown your sorrows in a virtual lava pit – much safer than the real thing! So come on, join us and let’s turn those awkward moments into epic wins!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crafty Imposters

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party. Our server is so crazy that even the chickens do the cha-cha-cha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Fakey McFakeface, the one with glasses so thick he can see through walls (literally). Rumor has it that he once tamed a herd of wild llamas using only a stack of enchanted carrots and a disco ball.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, battle a horde of zombie villagers in a game of Minecraft bingo, and participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Fakey McFakeface himself?

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5