VowNeverDoneIt Minecraft SMP

Dumping Bitcoin To Pay Pumping Companies To Unflood Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Americans literally dumping Bitcoin to pay pumping companies to unflood their basements! Yes, you heard that right – forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, here you can witness the wild world of cryptocurrency meets home maintenance. Join us for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret Bitcoin stash hidden in a flooded basement…or maybe just a bunch of soggy redstone. Either way, it’s sure to be a hilarious adventure!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BedroomBanishmentCraft

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Are you tired of your partner waking you up in the middle of the night to brush his teeth? Do you have a baby who also gets disturbed by his nighttime dental hygiene routine? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

Join our server and kick your husband out of the virtual bedroom instead! We have spare rooms where he can sleep peacefully while you build and explore without any disturbances. No more waking up to the sound of tooth brushing, just pure gaming bliss.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a tooth fairy who will grant you wishes in exchange for dental hygiene products. So stock up on toothpaste and floss, because you never know when you might need to make a deal with the mystical tooth fairy.

Join now for a toothbrush-free gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

GoldenFountain Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only currency accepted is gold that comes out of your… well, you know where! Imagine the possibilities of building your empire with your golden showers of wealth. No need to worry about pesky mobs or resource gathering when you can just make it rain gold everywhere you go. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, who needs children when you can have a golden empire instead? It’s a win-win situation! So come on, join us and start making it rain… gold!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyRedditFAQs

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Tired of seeing the same old questions on AskReddit? Join our Minecraft server and escape the repetitive cycle of boredom! Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam free and creepers dance to dubstep. You’ll never have to answer “What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen in public?” ever again because on our server, the weirdest thing you’ll see is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. So why settle for mundane questions when you can join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Potions Brewed:	38

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

RoshCraft: Ukrainian Survival

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lolz come join dis server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab!

we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. and if u think u can take them on, then come and try your luck, but be warned, they don’t cluck around!

we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, where the walls are frosting and the floors are sprinkles. if u can find your way out, u get a special prize – a pet dragon that breathes fire and flies you around the server!

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the craziest, most epic adventure in Minecraft history! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Ribbed Dome Craft

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so liek, imagine a world where u can build the most epic structures with ribs and vaults and stuff. we got scientists on this server, man, they’re like geniuses or something. they’re all about nature and patterns and making ur builds strong and beautiful.

u gotta join this server, dude. it’s like the wild west but with blocks. we’re all about unleashing ur creativity and making ur buildings stand out from the rest. forget about boring old buildings, we’re all about that futuristic, nature-inspired vibe.

come hang with us and build the craziest stuff u can imagine. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Vibe Time: Where Endermen twerk and creepers bust a move! 18+ server, whitelisted. Come join the party!

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Vibe Time Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla
Version	Java 1.21
Duration	4 months

Overview:

Vibe Time is a smaller vanilla community server that has been operating for around four months on Java 1.21. We’re looking for anyone who can dedicate some time to our server and hopefully be open to making some new friends. The server is focused on social and creative aspects of Minecraft with a slower paced gameplay.

Current world status: The world has been open for four months, with the ender dragon recently beaten. The server has no plans to reset the world in the future.

Economy and features: The diamond-based economy will be established with a shopping district near spawn. Events with rewards are held occasionally, and plans for a system beyond maximum enchantments are in progress.

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server and fill out the application form provided by Nonectwi.
Is the server purely vanilla?	Yes, the server is vanilla with some additional features planned.
Are there any plans for world resets?	No, there are no plans to reset the current world.
How often are events held on the server?	Events are held occasionally, but frequency may vary depending on the season.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Danda Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no anime vibes? Look no further, because our server is anime-only baby! That’s right, no pesky non-anime content allowed here. Join us for epic adventures in a world where every block is kawaii and every mob is straight out of your favorite anime. Who needs episode 2 of that new season when you can create your own anime storyline in Minecraft? So grab your waifu pillow and join us for some otaku-tastic fun!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4092	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

L e o n M i n e c r a f t S M P

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon!

Imagine a world where Leon didn’t die and instead started a strange “Father and Daughter” relationship with Matilde…oh wait, that’s just our server’s lore! Who knows, maybe they’ll even end up getting married in-game! The possibilities are endless when you join our wacky community.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to navigate the crazy relationships and storylines that our players come up with. Will you be the one to break up the star-crossed lovers or will you join forces with them to create the ultimate power couple?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even end up becoming the server’s resident drama llama!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Farms Harvested:	577

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of building a strong foundation before diving into parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual marriage counselor, helping you and your partner navigate the tricky waters of baby fever and marriage pressure.

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while also mining for compromise in your relationship. Build a virtual family with your partner, complete with 5-8 virtual kids (because who needs real kids when you can have Minecraft kids, right?).

Don’t worry about ending up as a single parent on our server – we’ve got your back. We’ll make sure your virtual marriage is as strong as obsidian before you even think about expanding your virtual family.

So come on, join our server and let’s build a future together – one block at a time! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, are we right?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SibSplitLifeInsureCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of life insurance beneficiaries? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of splitting virtual life insurance with your pixelated siblings!

Picture this: you’re happily building your Minecraft empire when suddenly tragedy strikes and your in-game spouse (who is also a cop for some reason) kicks the bucket. But wait, there’s a twist! You now have to split the life insurance with his three siblings who are just chilling in their perfectly whole and complete families. The drama! The suspense! The outrageousness!

Don’t be a widowed Minecraft mom struggling to support her blocky children on her own – join our server and experience the chaos of dealing with unexpected life insurance beneficiaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial decisions, all in the name of pixelated family drama.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of virtual life insurance disputes. It’s a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a good insurance policy. See you in the game!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

#Intention, Accountability, AMBITION, aspiration, broken commitment, determination, Disappointment, dream, Failure, Goal, Minecraft, missed opportunity, perseverance, personal growth, procrastination, regret, resolution, self improvement, self-discipline, smp, unfulfilled promise, Vow, VowNeverDoneIt, wish

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to finally fulfill that vow you made to yourself to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing and will challenge you to epic dance-offs for rare loot. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of mischievous pandas who will only give it to the player who can beat them in a game of hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Buildings Constructed:	50	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CreepyCraft: 1AM Madness

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Join our Minecraft server and find out what becomes terrifying at 1am! Our server is filled with mysterious creatures that come out only at night, ready to give you a scare like no other. Imagine mining for diamonds peacefully at 1pm, only to be chased by a pack of zombie chickens at 1am! But don’t worry, our server also has hidden treasures and secret passageways that only appear in the dead of night. So if you’re looking for a thrilling adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat, join our server now!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Butterfly Wings Server

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Yo, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where a butterfly flapping its wings is the most OP weapon you can get? Yeah, that’s right, on our server, those innocent little butterflies are actually deadly weapons that can take down even the toughest mobs in one hit. Join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you can master the art of butterfly warfare.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with these feathered revolutionaries or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything is possible, even using a butterfly as a deadly weapon. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	289	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4764	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Mall Whore Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed “mallwhore” who will show you the ropes in style! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded shopping sprees, creeper fashion shows, and a secret underground club where the zombies know how to party. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become a part of our fabulous world!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Towns Built:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3