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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 7830 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Emeralds Found: | 7902 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 566 |
Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where being a virgin at 30+ is not only accepted, but celebrated! We are a community of professional chronic masturbators who have found solace in the blocky world of Minecraft.
Join us for outrageous adventures where we battle giant creepers with our trusty diamond swords and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would be jealous!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace your inner blocky virgin warrior today! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. 😉