Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the villains are as crazy as a box of creepers on a sugar rush! Forget about your typical bad guys like nazis or Soviets, we’ve got villains that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe tremble!

Join our server if you want to face off against the evil Sheep Overlord, who commands an army of woolly warriors to take over the land. Or maybe you’d prefer to challenge the dreaded Chicken Mafia, who rule the underground chicken fighting ring with an iron beak.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has retired from terrorizing the realm and is now running a cozy bed and breakfast for weary travelers. And don’t even get us started on the mischievous Llama Bandits, who steal all the llamas in sight just for kicks.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you fight against villains that are more absurd than a pig riding a spider? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest challenges in the blocky world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Zombie Dances: 6
Treasure Maps Found: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Crafty Filtered Me Minecraft Server

    Crafty Filtered Me Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t spark joy anymore? Well, look no further because our server will literally blow your mind (in a good way, we promise)! We have unicorns roaming around, rainbow-colored creepers, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 24 hours, allowing you to soar through the skies and rain bacon down on unsuspecting players below. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (seriously, we’ve had players forget to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom because they were having so much fun). Don’t say we didn’t warn you!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • "Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

    "Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

    Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

    So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 17

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server

    Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your dad’s wedding drama seem like child’s play? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (or until your dad’s fiancée tries to bond with you over your diamond sword collection).

    Join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you’ll survive the next creeper attack. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures with friends who understand the importance of building the perfect castle?

    So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Your dad’s fiancée may be annoying, but our server is anything but!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Chimeras Created: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • WifeOverDaughterCraft

    WifeOverDaughterCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tantrums and family drama for a world of blocky fun!

    Our server is so peaceful, even Hailey would stop throwing tantrums just to play on it. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude anyone for acting like a child – in fact, we encourage it! Let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and explore with other players.

    With our server, you can leave all the family drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only tantrums are from creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the real world behind – we promise not to text you about choosing blocks over family!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 37
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • LoveStruck SMP

    LoveStruck SMP
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate to build epic bases and conquer dungeons together? Look no further, because our SMP is the place where love blooms faster than a creeper explosion!

    Join us and you might just find your first love in the form of a fellow player who shares your passion for pixelated pigs and blocky landscapes. Who needs Tinder when you can find your perfect match while fighting off hordes of zombies in a haunted mansion?

    Forget about boring old survival mode, because on our SMP, every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic pranks that will make you question your trust in your fellow players to treasure hunts that will test your parkour skills, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, don’t be shy! Join our SMP and who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends about that time you accidentally blew up your entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Love is in the air, and it smells like burning netherrack!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1782
    Animals Bred: 175 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Emeralds Found: 1140 New Chunks Explored: 176132
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Epic Quests Completed: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • BlockyConspiracy

    BlockyConspiracy
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to uncover the truth about the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that only the bravest players can find it, but beware – the mine is guarded by a pack of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can also embark on a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, said to grant the player unlimited power and riches. Many have tried and failed to find it, but maybe you have what it takes to succeed!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove to the world that you have what it takes to uncover the mysteries of Minecraft! Remember, the truth is out there – you just have to dig deep enough to find it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Divine Scrolls Written: 16

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • BeirutBoom Minecraft Server

    BeirutBoom Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting airstriked is your boring old world! we got explosions galore and crazy battles that will make your head spin like a beyblade on crack.

    we have 31 players already killed in epic pvp battles, but don’t worry, we got plenty more where that came from. join now and be part of the chaos, because who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem instead?

    so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old fart who likes peace and quiet, then maybe stay away).

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan

    NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan
    so, like, ukraine is like, totally gonna join nato and get all these sick weapons, right? but, like, before they do that, they need to practice their skills in minecraft! that’s where our server comes in, dude.

    join our server and help ukraine prepare for their epic victory! we’ve got crazy challenges and epic battles that will totally get you ready for the real deal. plus, you’ll get to hang out with other players who are just as hyped about ukraine’s victory plan as you are!

    so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and help ukraine kick some serious butt in nato! it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2875 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

    Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where the global temps are always a balmy 36°C! Forget about boring old Earth, we have our own crazy climate where you can build and survive in extreme conditions. Our server is so hot, it’s like living in a sauna 24/7!

    We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.

    So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3716 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • EnderLife

    EnderLife

    EnderLife Lifesteal SMP Join the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

    Custom Economy – Manage Cash, Tokens, Points, and complete Quests Custom Hearts – 10 Unique Heart Types for thrilling gameplay Crates and Ranks – 5 Crates, 5 Purchasable Ranks, and 3 Obtainable Ranks Custom Enchantments and Skills – Upgrade gear and level up Skills Unique Worlds – Explore Better End Island, Custom Overworld, and more Upcoming – Upgradeable Spawners and Minions EULA-Friendly – Fair gameplay, focused on players. Not a business minded server

    Java IP: play.enderlife.online:25679 Bedrock IP: play.enderlife.online | Port: 25679 Cracked server – everyone is welcome

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 33 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Farms Harvested: 388 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Carl Lam MTR Server

    Carl Lam MTR Server

    This Server Is modded server, so you can’t join with IP only. By Carl Lam and Omar Cube. And don’t forget to join Discord Server Befor Join The Minecraft Server

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Runes Activated: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    HexArchon Minecraft Server

    Description
    HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

    Links


    Our Values

    We are a group of people with the ambition of creating something new and unique. We are always committed to putting quality work into gameplay. We love listening to community feedback and creating something that people enjoy.


    Gameplay Mechanics


    Technicals

    We strongly prioritize server performance and responsiveness. Not only do we put focus on resource utilization during development, but we also have powerful top-of-the-line hardware that the server runs on.

    The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications: * CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X * RAM: 3200MHz 64GB * Storage: 2TB NVME SSD * Hosted on the US East Coast.

    We guarantee strict, zero-lag gameplay. If you are having any issues with lag, open a ticket and we will gladly help you out – even if it’s not the server’s fault.


    Joining

    • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
    • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132). This is experimental with many technical limitations.

    Thanks for reading! We hope to see you on 🙂

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Snowflake City Minecraft Server

    Snowflake City Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on servers filled with white Canadians who are total wimps? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for badass Minecraft players!

    Join us if you want to show those white Canadians how it’s done. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground fight club where you can prove your dominance.

    Don’t be a pussy like those white Canadians, join our server and unleash your inner warrior! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the respect of players from all around the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone what you’re made of!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

    Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic races through CandyCrush™-Xvideos™ super speedway, where players ride on pigs and llamas instead of cars. Watch out for the infamous Cartnite™ SAFER barriers, they’ll knock you out faster than a creeper explosion!

    But that’s not all, we also host the annual Maxi-Pads 400, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower of TNT or racing through a maze filled with hostile mobs. And don’t forget about our exclusive helmet cam feature, where you can watch all the action unfold on whattimeisitrightnow.com!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Nascar Pepto Bismal™ cup series like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Dimension Hops: 8
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • SonSquad Minecraft Server

    SonSquad Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to ask for help? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the mobs do the chores for you! Need a creeper to take out the trash? No problem! Want a zombie to rock your baby to sleep? We got you covered! Our server is so efficient, you’ll never have to lift a finger again – unless it’s to mine some diamonds, of course.

    Forget about feeling like the only parent – on our server, the mobs are the real MVPs. Our Enderman nanny service will teleport your baby to daycare in the blink of an eye, while our Skeleton butlers will serve up some spooky snacks for your little one. And don’t worry about sleepless nights – our friendly neighborhood Witch will brew up a potion to help your baby sleep through the night.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the mobs take care of everything. Who needs a husband when you have a horde of helpful mobs at your service?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Enchantments Applied: 115

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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