VictimCraft2021 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Down Under Dorks: Aussie Vtuber Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have Taco Tues-Saturday Edition every week! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, we have an exclusive Aussie VTuber team called Vershion, featuring Jean “Jets” Faymas, a mech pilot tomboy who is definitely NOT a catgirl. And let’s not forget Hanya, the elf idol who is also Jets’ wife – talk about a power couple!

But wait, there’s more! We have Mako Fukasame, a wobbegong shark who is a computer science genius, and Clio Aite, an ex-history professor who is now a grand strategy hag. And if that’s not enough, we also have Vividly Vivi, a radioactive VTuber who is literally glowing in a good way.

And don’t even get me started on Thinkerbella, the singing fairy, or Yozora Aoi, the kiwi tanuki who will steal your heart. Plus, we have Neg Nasu, the funniest purple rockstar wolf you’ll ever meet, and Goonyella, who you can just call Goony for short.

But that’s not all! We have Asakat, the demon sorceress, and Miya Galactic, the Austr-alien who is also an OBS wizard. And let’s not forget TheHapiFox, who eats pizza with mayonnaise – a true rebel!

Oh, and did I mention we have a LIVE KOALA CAM? Yes, you can watch adorable koalas while you play on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	1641	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Creepers and Coffee: ‘i can save her’ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be the hero and save the damsel in distress! That’s right, there’s a mysterious princess trapped in a pixelated tower and only YOU have the skills and bravery to rescue her. But be warned, the tower is guarded by evil mobs and tricky puzzles, so you’ll have to use all your Minecraft skills to navigate through it. Join our server today and become the ultimate knight in shining diamond armor!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Crops Grown:	4733
Gods Slained:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Mixcraft: Where everyone’s skin is a beautiful blend of all races! Join us for a truly diverse Minecraft experience!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs are here to guide you on your epic Minecraft adventure filled with quests, challenges, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a suit made entirely of gold blocks? Only on our server, of course!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Meteorites Collected:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Minecel Madness: Where Truecels Rule in a Fakecel World

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a truecel in a fakecel world is not just a slogan, it’s a way of life! Join us if you’ve ever felt like you just don’t fit in with those fakecels who think they’re all that.

On our server, you’ll find a community of truecels who embrace their uniqueness and stand out from the crowd. We have special events like the “Ugly Skin Contest” where the uglier your Minecraft skin, the better! And don’t even get us started on our “Awkward Dance Party” where players compete to see who can dance the most awkwardly.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary “Lonely Island” where truecels can build their own fortress of solitude away from the fakecel world. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground bunker where players can hide from all the normies trying to invade our space.

So if you’re tired of pretending to be someone you’re not, come join us on this Minecraft server where being a truecel is celebrated and embraced. Just remember, it’s a fakecel world out there, but on our server, you can truly be yourself.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Love Letters Sent:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocky BingeCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – ‘Is This Show Good?’

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and elusive creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Sheep and claim its treasure?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Endless Night Skies:	1
Crops Grown:	5746	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Redstone Incest Society – Where Even Villagers Keep it in the Family!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become a hero in our epic battles against the evil mobs that threaten to take over our pixelated world.

Once, a group of players were fighting over a rare diamond block when suddenly, I swooped in and showed them this hilarious meme. The conflict was instantly diffused as everyone couldn’t stop laughing. That’s the kind of power you’ll have on our server – the power to bring peace through memes!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join us and you might just have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for the title of Chicken Champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for a wild ride of memes, battles, and chicken dance-offs. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4392	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	171	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SnowflakeCraft: Where Being White is a Struggle

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Are you tired of being white in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where your skin color changes every time you respawn! Say goodbye to boring old white and hello to a rainbow of colors as you battle mobs and build epic structures. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect all the colors of the rainbow, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a unicorn and shoot glitter at your enemies. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace your inner rainbow warrior!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dimension Hops:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Pixelated Pajama Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are as square as your mom’s meatloaf and the adventures are as wild as a herd of stampeding pigs! Are you tired of boring old 2D Minecraft worlds? Well, say hello to our Nice 3D nijibro server, where everything pops out at you like a surprise creeper explosion!

Join us on this server and experience the thrill of building your very own pixelated empire, complete with diamond-studded castles and lava-filled moats. But beware, because our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s evil twin sister, Brenda the Bedrock Beast. She’s always on the prowl for unsuspecting players to gobble up like a stack of golden apples.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Our server is also home to the mystical Potion of Unicorns, which grants you the power to ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle against hordes of zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Land of Infinite Diamonds, where the ground sparkles like a disco ball made of emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember to pack plenty of snacks, because you never know when you’ll need to bribe a friendly Enderman or two. See you in the pixelated world of Nice 3D nijibro!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Farms Harvested:	867
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Love Letters Sent:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Worth the Hype? Nah, Just Join Our Minecraft Server!

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone or with boring randoms? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the rarest items, battle mythical creatures, and build the most insane structures you can imagine. And don’t worry about not having any friends because our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Creepers spinning the hottest tracks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	3780	Dragon Scales Harvested:	427
Falling into the Void:	0	Villages Defended:	14
Mines Excavated:	4348	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyCat’s LOLtastic Endwalker Adventure Server – Join the Fun Today!

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🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🌟

🚀 Join us for our Early Access launch on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why wait for the release date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024 when you can start your adventure early?

🔥 Don’t miss out on our Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration event happening now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT! Battle epic monsters and collect rare loot from the world of Final Fantasy!

🌍 Travel between different regions with our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0! Visit exotic lands and meet new friends from all over the world!

⚔️ Test your skills in our PvP Series 5 event until Patch 7.0! Show off your combat prowess and dominate the competition to earn exclusive rewards!

💰 Need resources, a Free Company, or a Linkshell? Check out our handy guide at rentry.org/xivgresources6 and find everything you need to succeed in the world of Minecraft!

🎉 Join us for our meetups, including movie nights and epic dungeon runs! Meet new friends and conquer challenges together in a fun and friendly environment!

🤣 Don’t miss out on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us now and embark on a journey unlike any other! Who knows what insane adventures await you in our world of endless possibilities!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Void Gems Collected:	32

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minecraft Mayhem: Tranny Voice Edition – Where Shit Gets Real!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a server where every block is made of rainbow-colored cheese! Yes, you heard me right, CHEESE! And not just any cheese, but cheese that gives you special powers like flying and shooting laser beams out of your eyes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Join our server and help the chickens in their quest for world domination, or fight against them and save the world from being ruled by our feathered overlords.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every player on our server gets their own pet dragon that they can ride into battle against giant mutant spiders that roam the land. And did I mention that our server has a built-in time machine that lets you travel to different dimensions and explore parallel universes where pigs can fly and cows can do the cha-cha?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Emeralds Found:	4115	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	94
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

KittyKatCraft: The Ultimate Battle Royale Adventure

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Join us on Eternal Goddess Hunger Games 352, where the first 24 tributes are hand-picked by the goddess herself. Want to be one of the chosen ones? Just ask nicely and maybe she’ll consider it!

But that’s not all – every Saturday night, we host a fancy dinner party in the virtual world. And let me tell you, the food is out of this world. We’re talking Minecraft steak, golden apples, and even enchanted cake. Just make sure to follow the restaurant dress code – diamond armor only, no exceptions!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the games begin! Who knows, you might just become the ultimate champion and earn the title of Eternal Goddess Hunger Games 352 victor. See you in the virtual world, tributes!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafty LOLz: ‘/faces of int/’ Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old faces? Well, look no further than /faces of int/! This server is like a virtual plastic surgery clinic for your Minecraft character – you can change your face as often as you change your underwear (hopefully more often though, hygiene is important).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Faceless Bandit, a mysterious figure who roams the land stealing faces from unsuspecting players. Will you be their next victim or will you outsmart them and steal their face instead?

Join us on /faces of int/ for a face-swapping, face-stealing, face-melting good time! Just make sure to bring some extra faces with you, you never know when you might need a quick change.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	9205	Dragon Eggs Found:	2720
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty Woke Gamers

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Welcome to the most woke Minecraft server in existence! Join us and you’ll be winning every award under the sun in no time. We’ve got players making a morbillion dollarydoos just by mining diamonds like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes on to play hide and seek with the players, just for kicks and giggles.

So what are you waiting for, bros? Join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Runes Activated:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Creeper Crush – Where Minecraft love stories come to life (and explode)

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Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and find your perfect pixelated boyfriend who looks just like the dreamy character you’ve been swooning over. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual romance that will make you forget about ovulating entirely? Trust us, this server is where love blooms in blocky form. Join now and start building your pixelated happily ever after!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Falling into the Void:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3275
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1