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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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