Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Farms Harvested: 771
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 4
Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Meteorites Collected: 0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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