Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 449 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Gods Slained: 1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Tipsy Craft Minecraft Server

    Tipsy Craft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most hardcore drinkers can find a safe haven! Need a break from the real world detox struggles? Join us and let your virtual self indulge in all the booze you want without any consequences! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually chugging down liters of vodka while building your dream castle.

    Don’t worry about your kidneys failing or DTs kicking in, because on our server, anything is possible! Your liver and pancreas will be working overtime to keep up with your virtual drinking habits, and you’ll be shaking from excitement, not withdrawal symptoms.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where alcoholics of all levels can come together and build their way to sobriety (or not, we won’t judge)! Cheers to virtual drinking and endless fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 64 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37
    Chimeras Created: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • WinterChill Eric Minecraft SMP Bischoff BrettHart

    WinterChill Eric Minecraft SMP Bischoff BrettHart
    Join our Minecraft SMP where we recreate the infamous showdown between Eric Bischoff and Brett Hart in the winter of 1997! Will you be the one to pull off the ultimate betrayal or will you be the hero who saves the day? Only on our server can you experience the drama, the betrayal, and the epic battles that will go down in history as the most insane Minecraft SMP ever! Join now and rewrite history in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Gods Slained: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • NoRoomieNoProblemo

    NoRoomieNoProblemo
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any coworkers boning on your virtual couches! Unlike some people in real life, our players know how to keep it classy and stick to the bedrooms (or better yet, build their own private love nests in the game).

    Join us for a wild ride of adventure and creativity, where you can build your dream house without worrying about unexpected guests getting frisky in your living room. Our server is a safe space for all players, as long as they follow the golden rule of Minecraft etiquette: no couch boning allowed!

    So come on over and leave the drama at the door (or the basement, in this case). With no rent to pay and no contracts to sign, you can focus on what really matters – crafting, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers. See you in the game, where the only thing getting screwed is the occasional creeper!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 69
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • GobbleCraft Discord

    GobbleCraft Discord
    so, like, this server is so epic that even turkeys are trying to block it! they know it’s the best place to be for all your minecraft adventures.

    join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a turkey or two trying to stop you from having fun. but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from those pesky birds.

    come hang out with our community of players who are just as insane as you are. we promise you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even become the turkey’s worst nightmare!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Plant Height Quest – FunCraft

    Plant Height Quest – FunCraft
    so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, bro. dis server is like, da bomb diggity. we got QTLs associated with plant height, like what even is that? but it sounds super cool, right? and we got genetic loci and candidate genes, like whoa, mind blown. join us and uncover da mysteries of da universe, or at least have a good time building stuff and blowing it up. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but let’s not think about dat. just join us, u won’t be disappointed.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Star Shards Collected: 225
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you ready to chase that high in the most epic Minecraft server ever created? Join us for a wild ride with the Brave US branch, V4Mirai, globie, and VSPO! EN idols! We’ve got Gen 1 Crystalis and Serina Maiko, Gen 2 Petalight with Kou Mariya, Mono Monet, and Yae Yugiri (RIP Biscotti), Gen 3 Lunalia with Alias Anono, Dr. NOVA(e), REM Kanashibari, and Yumi the Witch, and Gen 4 Voltail with Lyko Lianna, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, and Terra 404. And don’t forget about the Brave EN groups with globie’s Kumanui Miel, Reina Ronronea, Taring Hu, and Pippa Pebblesworth, as well as VSPO! EN’s Remia Aotsuki, Arya Kuroha, Jira Jisaki, Narin Mikure, and Riko Solari. Plus, we’ve even got Idol Corp with the adopted classmate PillowdearASMR! So come join us on this insane adventure and let’s build the craziest Minecraft world ever seen! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Dodger’s Minecraft SMP

    Dodger’s Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we embrace chaos and craziness at every turn.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players dressed as clowns start chasing you around with TNT. Or how about the time when a giant chicken invaded our server and started laying explosive eggs everywhere? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

    But that’s not all! We also have regular events like “Build Battle Royale” where players have to build the craziest structures they can think of in a limited amount of time. And let’s not forget about our weekly “Mob Madness” nights where we spawn in hundreds of creepers and watch chaos unfold.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Falling into the Void: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CraftyFantasyLand

    CraftyFantasyLand
    Hey fellow gamers, ever dreamt of exploring a world where you can unleash your wildest fantasies without any judgment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly llamas start serenading you with love songs. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a herd of rainbow sheep come prancing by, offering to dye your armor in the most fabulous colors imaginable.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground hot tub party where all the mobs gather to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, the Ender Dragon is a total party animal once you get to know her.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let your secret erotic fantasies run wild in a world where anything is possible. Just don’t tell your wife or girlfriend about the llama love songs, okay?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Game Stop Minecraft Server

    Game Stop Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of waiting for Tencent to take over Ubisoft before making a decision on whether to buy Anno? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where Tencent and Ubisoft have merged to create the ultimate gaming experience. Build your own Anno-inspired empire while fending off hostile takeovers from rival players who are secretly working for Tencent. Will you be able to navigate the corporate chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Runes Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • The Snibby Minecraft SMP

    The Snibby Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant snail. Yes, you heard that right – a SNAIL! And instead of panicking, they embraced their new slimy abode and threw the wildest housewarming party the server had ever seen.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where the mobs come to dance the night away. Creepers doing the moonwalk, zombies breakdancing – you name it, we’ve got it!

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness, then come join us at SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYA SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYMUMU, BOBO… if you dare!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 289 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • AnimeLover420 Minecraft SMP

    AnimeLover420 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like an anime come to life! Join us and embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures in a world filled with magic and wonder. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually a tsundere who just needs a hug. So come join us for the most anime-tastic Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2851 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • CryCraft2021

    CryCraft2021
    Are you tired of crying over creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server is creeper-proof! That’s right, our server has a force field that repels all creepers, making sure your builds stay intact and your tears stay dry.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth you’ll accumulate just by hanging out in our virtual world!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – our server is ruled by a group of friendly pandas who have mastered the art of building epic treehouses. They’ll teach you their ways and soon you’ll be swinging from vines and munching on bamboo like a pro.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter and adventure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6548 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • MexiCraft WarZone

    MexiCraft WarZone
    Yo, listen up fam! This server is lit AF, like a Mexican cartel showdown gone wrong! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when BAM! A rival gang double-crosses the cartel and all hell breaks loose! It’s like a war zone up in here, with explosions and chaos everywhere!

    But don’t worry, we got your back. Join our server and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Build your own cartel base, smuggle goods across the border, and watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to sabotage your operation.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of a Mexican cartel war zone in the world of Minecraft. It’s gonna be a wild ride, ese!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Villages Defended: 17 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 40 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 198683 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Double Trouble Parking Server

    Double Trouble Parking Server
    Yo, dis server be like takin’ two parkin’ spots in a crowded lot – you gonna piss off some peeps, but it’s all in good fun! Join us for a chaotic time where we build crazy sh*t and cause mayhem wherever we go. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. So come on and join the madness, cuz why not? It’s gonna be a wild ride, fam!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Dimension Hops: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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