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Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
Void Armor Forged: 12 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 296
Undead Armies Raised: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 33

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY