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Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Chimeras Created: 2
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Crops Grown: 4130
Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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