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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Astral Projections Made: 3
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
Divine Spears Created: 20 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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