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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 33
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

New Minecraft Server
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