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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
Epic Quests Completed: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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